The Bobblehead Army

Most people have had a collection of some sort at some point in their lives. When I was little, I collected stickers, stamps and Garbage Pail Kids cards (the latter of which, according to Storage Wars, might be worth some cash if I can find them).  My shot glass collection was born out of a trip to Rome, Italy in high school and the desire to bring back some cheap souvenirs for my friends (a possibly troubling development for my parents – a fifteen year old with a shot glass collection might raise some eyebrows). That collection carried through into adulthood, until I moved multiple times and tired of packing up and transporting 50+ shot glasses. It’s a miracle that more didn’t get broken as they made their way to Oneonta, Connecticut and various places in Albany. RIP, shot glass from Japan.

Naturally, this was my favorite Garbage Pail Kid.

Naturally, this was my favorite Garbage Pail Kid.

 

I thought I was retired from the collection game after I decided to stop adding to my shot glass collection. The downside of collecting something is that people keep buying things for your collection long after you’ve lost interest or have run out of space; it becomes an easy go-to gift for people, but sometimes you get tired of everyone giving you some variation of the same thing. So I was content to go about the rest of my life as a non-collector.

The bobblehead thing started off as a joke; a friend of mine gave me the Dwight Schrute bobblehead from The Office, which was featured prominently in the show. This was back when I was a really big fan of The Office and it was actually still really funny (ahh….memories). One bobblehead does not a collection make, however. Things escalated when the minor league team of the Houston Astros that plays nearby gave away bobbleheads of the local mayors as one of their promotions. I found this hilarious and decided that I had to get the bobblehead of the Albany mayor to see if they made his skin tone the right shade of orange to reflect his perma-tan (sadly, they didn’t). I decided that I had to get the complete set of the other two mayors; it was a fun excuse to go to some more games and it was such a weird thing to have that it made me laugh. Most people have bobbleheads of sports figures, while I had local political officials which seemed more fitting given my love of politics. I kept the bobbleheads in my office, as we do research on state and local government and I thought that was apropos. This would turn out to be a critical decision.

The bobblehead that started a collection.

The bobblehead that started a collection.

My co-workers took notice of my burgeoning collection and the interns in the office took it upon themselves to give me the piece de resistance of my collection: a bobblehead of me! That Christmas, the little sneaks, with some assistance from other co-workers, took a photo of me and sent it off to some company in China that would create custom bobbleheads. They picked out what my outfit looked like (they thankfully went for the cute skirt option, since I always wear dresses or skirts at the office, rather than the bikini) and patiently waited for the bobblehead to be created. I knew that they were up to something, but I never would have imagined that this was what they were scheming. As many of them were leaving at the end of the semester, they expedited the shipping to make sure that the bobblehead was delivered in time for Chirstmas. When they gave it to me, I burst into tears – it was such a thoughtful gift and I knew that it was expensive especially on an intern’s salary. The company did a pretty great job – I have to say that the bobblehead actually looks like me, which cannot be said for a lot of the other items in my collection.

I assure you that my head is not actually this big.

I assure you that my head is not actually this big.

Once I had my own personalized bobblehead, the collection sort of took on a life of its own. People started buying me bobbles for holidays, usually with a preference toward Yankee players. I continued getting bobbleheads at stadium giveaways and before I knew it I had a fairly sizable collection. We started referring to my collection as “the bobblehead army” and it has become a real conversation starter when people visit my office. One of my former student assistants even wanted to write a short story about what would happen if the bobbleheads came to life at night, like A Night at the Museum. People are fascinated by the collection and it has led to some interesting small talk over the years. I guess there aren’t a lot of women who collect bobbleheads as most people are surprised that this is my collection (though, it’s in my office, so who else’s collection would it be?). Fortunately my bosses have all been very cool with my collection and have even contributed to its growth; keeping the bobbles in the office also eliminated the worry about moving. I’ve lived in three different apartments since the collection started, but I’ve been in the same office that entire time. What people don’t know (until now) is that one entire drawer of the filing cabinet in my office is filled with bobblehead boxes, just in case I ever do need to move the collection to a new location.

Though most of my bobbleheads are related to sports or politics (I have both a Michelle and Barack Obama  bobblehead), I’ve started branching into the world of pop culture (naturally). I have a bobblehead of “The Old Man” from A Christmas Story, complete with the leg lamp.

 

The Old Man from A Christmas Story

The Old Man from A Christmas Story

 

I’ve also just ordered a Heisenberg bobblehead from Breaking Bad and anxiously await its arrival.

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This weekend, I made the trek to Yankee Stadium, partially to obtain a bobblehead. The Yankees had discontinued their bobblehead giveaways for a while, but decided to bring them back this year (I’d like to think I had something to do with this). Sunday was the Hideki Matsui bobblehead; the former Yankee was signing a one day contract and then retiring so he could end his career as a Yankee (he left the team in 2009). There was a nice ceremony and his family flew in from Japan; a nice way to commemorate his career. I’m glad that I got to be a part of it, but it was the promise of a bobblehead that first convinced me to get a ticket for a game that was just a little over a week after my last trip to the Stadium. Thankfully, I was one of the first 18,000 people in the doors and added another member to “the army,” which has now spread to a second bookshelf. I’ve told my boss that I need a bigger office soon, not in reflection of my recent promotion, but simply to accommodate my ever growing collection. It’s a really good thing he has a sense of humor.

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The bobbleheads also reflect how I feel about a certain person at any one time; the bobbleheads that closest to my bobblehead tend to represent my favorite people. My Ryan Braun bobblehead has been demoted to the back row after his steroid scandal (it probably should have been a sign that the Braun bobblehead had a huge head). I spent more money than I should have on a Paul O’Neill bobblehead on eBay, but I couldn’t imagine my collection without him. He’s now in a prime location in the front row.

I’m sure I’ll eventually tire of this collection as well, but for now I’m happy to keep selectively adding to it. The Army will gain yet another member in August when the Saratoga Race Track gives away a bobblehead of a horse, which will be my first non-human entry. I try to limit how many I buy as bobbleheads aren’t always inexpensive; I tend to focus on bobbleheads that mean something to me, like a favorite athlete or to commemorate a vacation. For example, I had to buy the Polish Sausage Mascot bobblehead after a road trip to Milwaukee.

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To have walked out of Miller Park without it would have been sacrilege.

For now, I just know that coming to work is a lot more fun because of my collection. It’s now position so that it is in my sight line and it never fails to make me smile when I look up and see my very own mini-me. It is one of my favorite gifts of all time and reminds me of the thoughtfulness of others. Plus my bobblehead is a way skinnier version of me.

The current Bobblehead Army

The current Bobblehead Army

Do you have a pop culture inspired collection or do you think the whole collecting of items is silly and a waste of money? Sound off in the comments below.

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8 thoughts on “The Bobblehead Army

  1. Stephanie Battisti says:

    Can you put a list of all of the bobbleheads you have?

    • heather7180 says:

      Sure – here’s the list

      Robinson Cano
      Mariano Rivera (Both Yankee Universe member mini-bobblehead and A/C Yankees (Tri-City Valley Cats giveaway)
      Jason Giambi (Both Yankees and Oakland)
      Paul O’Neill (2003 Yankee Stadium Giveaway)
      Tony Romo
      CC Sabathia (Yankee Universemember mini-bobblehead)
      Derek Jeter (Yankee Universe mini-bobblehead)
      Phil Hughes (Trenton Thunder giveaway)
      Dwight Schrute
      Ryan Braun
      Andy Pettitte
      Mark Teixeira
      Governor Andrew Cuomo (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      New York Yankees 1904 retro uniform
      Michelle Obama (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      President Obama
      Mayor Harry Tutunjian (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Mayor Brian Stratton (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Mayor Jerry Jennings (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Trainer Todd Pletcher (Saratoga Race Track giveaway)
      President Teddy Roosevelt
      Charlie the Bat Bay (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Hunter Pence (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Nick Swisher (NY Yankees)
      Polish Sausage mascot (Milwaukee Brewers)
      Steve Caporizzo – local meteorologist (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Jockey Jerry Bailey (Saratoga Race Track giveaway)
      Henry Hudson (Tri-City Valleycats giveaway)
      Jockey Angel Cordero (Saratoga Race Track giveaway)
      The Old Man (from the A Christmas Story house and museum in Cleveland, OH)
      Marshawn Lynch (Buffalo Bills)
      AJ Burnett (New York Yankees – I assure you this was a gift)
      Hideki Matsui (New York Yankees 2013 giveaway)

  2. Alex says:

    The closest I ever came to collecting anything was books. At one point, I had all the books I had collected from when I was a teenager. It was too much, and like you said, a pain in the ___ to move. I decided to sell them all. It was a smart decision. I don’t feel weighted down by my possessions – a very Buddhist-like postition. The only books I keep now are related to my favorite writers (Dostoevsky, Proust, Reinaldo Arenas, and Roberto Bolaño) and the poems of Emily Dickinson. Everything else I give away.

    • heather7180 says:

      I’m working on downsizing my book collection. When I was in grad school I accumulated way too many books – before this last move I had at least 6 bookshelves full. I streamlined a bit, but now that I have a kindle I can get rid of even more.

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  4. Danny Baer says:

    Wow! Your collection looks really great. Having a collection is really comforting. I also have my own bobblehead collection but I’m more of a television personalities fan. I even get customized Bobbleheads for sale from bobblefactory.com! You might want to try it out.

  5. Joshua says:

    Hey. Good stuff. Like the collection. Especially the Dwight, Christmas Story and the custom selfie! I was wondering if you have any duplicates of any of your bobbleheads or ones you would be willing to trade. I have some duplicate Yankees ones that I do not see listed for you. Let me know. Thanks!

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