So I’m still sidelined with this stupid sprained ankle and I’m starting to lose my patience with this whole experience. This morning I woke up and cried a little, frustrated that I’m in some pain and that this continues to be a disruption to my life. I’m beginning to think that I’ll never feel 100% ever again and I’m ready for this to no longer be a topic of conversation. I just want to go back to normal and not have to curtail my activities; for someone like me who is always on the go and prides herself on her independence, this is a tough pill to swallow. Now of course I know that this is not even that serious of an injury and that there are others that have it so much worse than me. But I’m also allowed to be over this entire situation. I know I just have to give it time, but this is slowly driving me crazy. I’m looking forward to the day when my limp suddenly disappears like Keyser Soze:
But at least the pop culture roundup was something of a distraction this week; you can’t be sad and annoyed when you’ve fully immersed yourself in all that the world of pop has to offer. So while I look into magic cures that will get me back on my feet again and walking around like a normal person, catch up on all the pop culture that you may have missed in the last seven days.
Quentin Tarantino sat down for a lengthy conversation with New York Magazine.
Captain Obvious George R.R. Martin says that HBO might finish Game of Thrones before him.
Anna Kendrick was interviewed by Elle magazine.
There have been some new developments in the case from Serial.
A believed dead Game of Thrones character (no, not THAT one) was spotted in Belfast (spoilers).
Stephen Colbert announces his full slate of guests for the first week of The Late Show.
Colbert was interviewed by GQ.
Don’t look for Superman in Suicide Squad.
Alfre Woodard may join Netflix’s Luke Cage series.
Perhaps in solidarity with me, Jimmy Fallon injured himself again.
ABC has ordered a pilot for Marvel’s Most Wanted, which is based around Mockingbird.
Bruce Willis may or may not have been fired from Woody Allen’s latest movie.
The Rock to star in a movie based on Disney’s Jungle Cruise ride.
Here’s the Rock dancing:
Missy Elliott will be an advisor for Pharrell’s team on The Voice.
Lea Seydoux will star opposite Channing Tatum in Gambit.
James Franco and Bryan Cranston to star in Why Him?
Kanye West will receive the Video Vanguard Award at the VMAs.
Here’s who is performing at the VMAs.
Fear The Walking Dead is the most watched series premiere in cable TV history.
Coming soon…..Star Wars soup cans.
Hulu has ordered a pilot from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.
The unstoppable Shonda Rhimes has sold another show to ABC.
The director of CITIZENFOUR will do a documentary series on Julian Assange.
John Mayer and The Grateful Dead are doing a ten city tour (including Albany – YAY!).
Fans discovered a Friends subplot that was scrapped after 9/11.
The owner of the Goonies house in Oregon has had it with visitors.
Fox has picked up a comedy from the producers of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Katherine Heigl will join the CBS drama Doubt.
Christian Bale will play Enzo Ferrari.
This post describes what it’s like to be an extra on Game of Thrones.
Bill Simmons, formerly of ESPN, will drop a new podcast on October 1st.
Jon Stewart seems to be enjoying his retirement:
J.K. Rowling likes a fan theory about Dumbledore.
NBC has ordered a “sexy soapy Cain and Abel story.” I have no idea what that means and I don’t really want to find out.
Steven Spielberg shut down the idea of an animated Jurassic Park series.
Keegan-Michael Key, Gillian Jacobs and Chris Gethard to star in Mike Birbiglia’s new film.
The new Ghostbusters reboot has plenty of girl power both in front of the camera and behind it.
One Direction is planning on taking an extended hiatus.
Ruth Kearney will be the female lead in Will Arnett’s Netflix comedy.
The Foo Fighters Rick Rolled the Westboro Baptist Church:
It’s the 90s all over again – members of Pearl Jam, Mudhoney, Guns N’ Roses and Screaming Trees have formed a Stooges cover band.
Rayanne from My So-Called Life is now a Countess.
Amy Poehler and Jon Hamm once hosted an “Emmy Losers” party.
Time for some trailers……
Gotham, season two:
Two new teasers for the new season of AHS: Hotel:
Kill Your Friends:
Mickey Rourke in Ashby:
Andy Samberg in a promo for the Emmys:
Ash vs. Evil Dead:
A trailer for Banksy’s latest installation, Dismaland:
The Final Girls:
Hell & Back:
The creator of UnREAL is developing a series about the NYC restaurant business.
Vin Diesel confirms an xXx sequel starts filming in December.
Rod Man, the winner of last season’s Last Comic Standing, has a development deal for a sitcom at NBC.
Debra Winger has joined Ashton Kutcher’s Netflix series.
Captain America: Civil War has wrapped shooting.
People are naming their kids Anakin.
Kevin Bacon will star in Rear Window on stage.
Matthew Lewis joins Happy Valley series 2.
Miles Teller in talks for a PTSD drama.
Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers prove that the couple that Dubsmash together stays together:
Mo McRae will be a love interest for Gabourey Sidibe on Empire.
Anthony Michael Hall will join Brad Pitt in War Machine.
Probably not a great sign…the showrunner of the new fall show The Grinder has left.
Chicago Med is down a showrunner as well.
Universal Studios Orlando will unveil a Fast & Furious ride.
Sam Kinison almost starred in Beetlejuice.
Gabriel Chavarria will appear in War of the Planet of the Apes.
Who said it, Donald Trump or Mr. Burns?
Jay Leno will guest star on Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing.
John Leguizamo will be a series regular on the second season of Bloodline.
Forest Whitaker will make his Broadway debut this spring.
Instagram of the week: Man Buns of Disneyland.
Danzig will appear on Portlandia.
Julianne Moore is petitioning to get the name of her high school changed.
Iron Maiden dedicated a song to Robin Williams on their new album.
Bindi Irwin (daughter of the late Crocodile Hunter) will appear on Dancing With The Stars.
David Beckham hung out with Frozen’s Elsa and Anna:
Morrissey is releasing his first novel next month. I’m sure it will be happy and uplifting.
T.I. reportedly owes the IRS over $4 million in back taxes.
Wiz Khalifa was arrested for riding a hoverboard.
The actors who play Tommen and Myrcella Baratheon on Game of Thrones may be dating IRL.
Shannen Doherty has been diagnosed with breast cancer.
The guy who spent way too much money to look like Justin Bieber has gone missing.
Tracy Morgan got hitched on Sunday.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a daddy!
Kelly Clarkson is pregnant with her second child.
Shiri Appleby is also pregnant.
Congrats to Alison Brie and Dave Franco on their engagement! The duo somehow dated for four years without me knowing it.
As always, we end with the mashups and supercuts……
The friends sing the Friends theme song:
Ricky and Morty: Back to the Future:
Mad Max: Fury Road retold in hieroglyphics:
Taylor Swift and Alanis Morissette do “You Oughta Know”:
A supercut of every Jason Statham punch thrown on film:
A supercut of Batman’s kill count in the movies:
A cover of “Sweet Dreams” by Mumford & Sons, Mark Hoppus and The Vaccines:
Breaking the forth wall:
The Weeknd covered Beyoncé:
Was Daniel the real bully in The Karate Kid? This edit says yes:
Pentatonix covers “Cheerleader”:
Secret movie star skills supercut:
Here’s a Dr. Dre mashup on the piano:
And finally, Black Thought (aka Tariq Trotter from The Roots) raps over the Mad Men theme (NSFW):