2016 Running Oscar Diary

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It’s become an annual tradition – my running diary of watching the Oscars. I love the Oscars and was looking forward to this year’s ceremony for a plethora of reasons, not the least of which was because I wanted to see what Chris Rock had up his sleeve. I knew he wouldn’t shy away from the #OscarsSoWhite controversy; in fact, this kind of played into his wheelhouse as a comedian, so the stars were aligning for him to give a good performance. And of course, all of the nation was waiting with bated breath to see if this was going to be the year that Leonardo DiCaprio finally brought home an Oscar, mostly so we could stop worrying about it. It still cracks me up that people, including myself, are taking his failure to win an Academy Award so personally. If he wins an Oscar or not, that dude is still living his best life.

So without further ado…..on to my real-time thoughts of watching the Academy Awards.

8:28 – Even Adele is pulling for DiCaprio tonight:

 

8:30 – And we’re off……

8:30 – Kicking things off with a montage of movies, Oscar worth and not. Seem to be showing a lot of Straight Outta Compton. It’s like they are trying to make up for something.

8:33 – Here’s Chris Rock. Can’t wait to hear what he has to say. (Watch his full monologue here).

8:33 – Lots of commentary about #OscarsSoWhite. He’s taking this bull by the horns.

8:34 – On why he didn’t quit hosting the Oscars “I couldn’t lose another job to Kevin Hart.”

8:35 – “This is the 88th Academy Awards. This no Black nominees thing has happened probably 71 other times.”

8:36 – “When your grandmother is swinging from a tree, it’s hard to care about Best Documentary Foreign Short.” That got dark quickly. P.S. – That isn’t even a real category.

8:37 – “Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties. I wasn’t invited.” – BURN

8:38 – “This year’s In Memorium segment is just going to be Black people shot by the police.” That one didn’t go over as well, but still a solid joke. I’m with you, Chris.

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8:40 – “Hollywood is ‘sorority racist. It’s like ‘We like you Rhonda, but you’re not a Kappa.'” As an actual Kappa, I should be be more offended by this, but he’s not wrong. The Greek system overall isn’t very integrated.

8:43 – A really strong monologue from Chris Rock. I think he killed it.

8:44 – Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron to present Best Original Screenplay.

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8:44 – There’s weird pop-ups to tell us who these presenters are. If you’re watching the Oscars I’d guess that you know who most of these people are, but maybe not.

8:47 – The winner is Spotlight. I’m 1/1 with my predictions.

8:47 – They need to slow that Oscar scroll down – those names are flying by way too fast. Even a little slower and they might be more useful.

8:48 – Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe present Best Adapted Screenplay.

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8:49 – I love when they let Gosling be funny.

8:52 – The Big Short wins, so Adam McKay is now an Oscar winner. Love it! Now I’m 2/2.

8:53 – I think the point of the scroll is so the speeches wouldn’t just be a list of names. So far, that hasn’t really happened. You’d think the writers would have been able to do better.

8:58 – Loving this – putting Black actors in Oscar nominated movies. Watch it here.

8:58 – Whoopie in Joy.

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8:59 – OMG – Leslie Jones subbing in for the bear in The Revenant is perfection.

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8:59 – Tracy Morgan as the Danish Girl.

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9:00 – Chris Rock in The Martian. “I told you they weren’t going to bring you back.”

9:01 – I can’t believe Stacey Dash agreed to that. The silence was DEAFENING.

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9:01 – The Weeknd’s reaction says it all:

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9:01 – Sarah Silverman introduces Best Original Song, “Writing’s on the Wall.” We all know how I feel about this stupid song.

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9:03 – “James Bond – not street enough.” Agreed, Sarah. Agreed.

9:05 – Chris Rock’s best throwaway line of the night so far – telling Sam Smith “My favorite song was ‘Father Figure.’”

9:06 – Kerry Washington and Henry Cavill present clips from Best Picture nominees The Martian and The Big Short.

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9:07 – I wish Cavill got to speak with his normal voice more often. I love his accent.

9:09 – J.K. Simmons to present Best Supporting Actress.

9:12 – Woot! Alicia Vikander, the best thing about The Danish Girl, wins. I’m 3/3.

9:12 – Hold up…is she dating Michael Fassbender?!?! How lucky can one girl get?

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9:13 – I like her dress:

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9:18 – Cate Blanchett to present Best Costume Design.

9:20 – Mad Max: Fury Road wins. My first miss of the night. 3/4

9:21 – Why do all the winners for costume design always dress so oddly? Is that a rule?

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9:22 – Tina Fey and Steve Carell present Best Production Design.

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9:23 – Another win for Mad Max. This one I predicted. 4/5

9:25 – Margot Robbie and Jared Leto walking and talking to present Best Makeup and Hairstyling.

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9:26 – LOL – I do not recommend Googling ‘merkin.’

9:26 – Third in a row for Mad Max. 5/6 Never bet against anything that manages to make Charlize Theron slightly less gorgous

9:27 – All nominees should be sitting closer to the stage. It’s not fair the less famous people have to walk so far.

9:28 – Benicio Del Toro and Jennifer Garner to present clips from Best Picture nominees The Revenant and Mad Max: Fury Road.

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9:29 – Nice that the bear from The Revenant got to attend!

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9:34 – The real Joy, Michael Rezendes (Spotlight) and “Suge Knight” are in attendance:

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9:35 – Rachel McAdams and ‘shoulda be nominee’ Michael B. Jordan (PREACH) present Achievement in Cinematography. That’s a gorgeous pair right there.

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9:37 – The Revenant wins, as expected. 6/7

9:38 – Liev Scrieber and Priyanka Chopra present Best Film Editing.

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9:39 – Those pop-ups came in handy for spelling those names correctly.

9:40 – Mad Max: Fury Road is cleaning up in all the technical categories. I really dug that film. 7/8

9:41 – Black History Month Minute!

 

9:42 – Ha-ha – they honor Jack Black! I totally forgot that he was in Enemy of the State.

9:43 – “The Minions are coming” sounded vaguely like a threat.

9:47 – Chadwick Boseman and Chris Evans to present Best Sound Editing. That explains all the noise before they came on stage, which I would argue was not good editing because it made no sense.

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9:49 – Another win for Mad Max: Fury Road. I foolishly tried to diversify with a pick for Star Wars. 7/9

9:49 – Ironic that there was no sound for the first part of their acceptance speech. Here’s why (I’m a Fifth Element fan):

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9:50 – Awards shows need about 75% more Aussies. What a fun bunch.

9:50 – Boseman and Evans back to present Best Sound Mixing.

9:52 – The Oscar goes to Mad Max. I should have expected a sweep. The sound categories are apparently my Waterloo 7/10

9:53 – A mini-tribute to the great motion-capture work of Andy Serkis.

9:54 – Ah – he’s presenting Best Visual Effects. That makes sense.

9:56 – Oh shit – Ex Machina! Didn’t expect them to get this, but it is well deserved, even if that drops me to 7/11.

9:58 – Olivia Munn and Jason Segel here to talk about the Sci Tech awards show that no one cares about.

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9:58 – Mark your calendars – August 27th, the robots take over. I hope they let me still see Adele in September.

9:59 – Hey it’s R2-D2, C-3P0 and BB-8. You should be impressed that I knew all of their names.

9:59 – You now have Jacob Tremblay’s attention.

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10:00 – C-3PO does look like the Oscar statuette:

 

10:03 – Bette Midler knows what’s up about #OscarsSoWhite:

10:05 – Chris Rock out in the audience. Something tells me he isn’t going to be taking a selfie.

10:05 – Nope – he’s going to try to get the audience to buy some Girl Scout cookies. That stuff sells itself. John Legend is quick to buy some for his pregnant wife. Smart man.

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10:06 – Honestly I’m impressed these people carry cash.

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10:06 – OF COURSE Matt Damon shares his cookies. He’s the best.

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10:07 – So did Leo buy cookies or not after being called out? Inquiring minds want to know.

Update: It appears Leo did in fact buy some cookies. Wouldn’t have pegged him as a shortbread guy. Leo’s full of surprises.

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10:07 – The Minions here to present Best Animated Short. There will be a day when I don’t find them funny. Today is not that day – they still make me smile. Probably because I don’t have kids.

10:08 – Bear Story wins, but by the time these people make it from their seats, their time will be up.

10:09 – First Oscar for Chile.

10:10 – Buzz Lightyear and Woody from Toy Story present Animated Feature Film.

10:11 – No surprise here – the Oscar goes to Inside Out. 8/12

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10:13 – Kevin Hart gets to present Best Original Song “Earned It” by the Weeknd.

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10:14 – “I only came tonight because I thought I’d get a seat in the front row this year.”

10:15 – This song can’t win simply because no one wants to have to call Fifty Shades of Grey an Oscar winning movie.

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10:16 – I wonder who thought “What this performance needs is an aerial acrobat.”

10:1 – These musical performances have been pretty underwhelming so far. And I think it’s nonsense that they only let three of the five nominated artists perform.

10:18 – Cookie update – Mindy Kahling was a customer:

10:21 – Kate Winslet and Reese Witherspoon present clips from Best Picture Nominees Bridge of Spies and Spotlight.

10:22 – Reese’s makeup makes it look like someone just smacked her.

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10:24 – Chris Rock visits a movie theater in Compton. Watch it here.

10:25 – “Was it slap a White man bad?”

10:26 – “Tom Hanks? I’ve heard of him.”

10:27 – Leo found that bit funny.

10:28 – Patricia Arquette to present Best Supporting Actor.

10:29 – This entire award show was worth it just for this:

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10:31 – Upset! Mark Rylance wins over Sylvester Stallone. 8/13

10:33 – That was the best speech so far.

10:35 – Don’t feel bad Sylvester Stallone – Arnold still loves you:

 

10:37 – Louis CK to present Best Documentary Short, his favorite award.

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10:38 – “This Oscar is going home in a Honda Civic.” He’s secretly making a case for him to host next year.

10:39 – “A Girl in the River” wins. Sorry that I didn’t get to see any of the shorts this year.

10:41 – Daisy Ridley and Dev Patel present Best Documentary Feature. I got through two more of these today. Would have watched more, but I got distracted by a Golden Girls marathon.

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10:42 – Amy wins, which was one of them. Highly recommened (free on Amazon Prime). I’m 9/14.

10:44 – The accountants this year:

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10:45 – Aw – the poor little guy missed his mark. And that joke was really tone deaf given that this year is about diversity. Not the time to do a joke about Asian stereotypes. Next year stick to bringing out the Matt Damon-doppelganger guy.

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10:48 – The Girl Scout tote board:

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10:49 – Dang. I should have sold cookies at award shows. “Suge Knight” was their best customer:

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10:50 – Whoopie Goldberg to talk about the honorary Oscars that were given out in months earlier.

10:52 – Now we hear from the Academy President, Cheryl Boone Isaacs.

10:54 – Louis Gossett, Jr. to present the In Memorium segment, which normally sucks, but features Dave Grohl this year so it’s already 100 times better.

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10:55 – Alan Rickman 😦

10:58 – They needed a longer song. “Blackbird” repeats itself a lot. And kind of a weird choice given the theme of this year’s ceremony.

10:59 – Leonard Nimoy gets the power position at the end. I’d forgotten that he died this year.

11:03 – Jacob Tremblay and Abraham Attah present Best Live Action Short.

11:03 – “Thanks, Chris. You were great in Madagascar.” This kid can’t help being freaking adorable.

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11:05 – The winner is Stutterer.

11:06 – People – stop shaking hands on the way. You are losing valuable time.

11:06 – Sofia Vegara and Byung-hun Lee present Best Foreign Language Film.

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11:08 – Son of Saul (Hungary) wins. I told you Hollywood loves Holocaust moves. 10/15

11:09 – Hey – it’s Joe Biden! He’s getting a standing ovation.

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11:10 – “I’m the least qualified man here tonight.”

11:11 – He’s here to introduce Lady Gaga performing “Til It Happens To You” from The Hunting Ground and talk about the issue of sexual assault on college campuses.

 

11:14 – Powerful moment – Gaga joined on stage by victims of sexual assault.

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11:15 – Bless her heart – during the commercial break Brie Larson hugged as many of the survivors as she could

 

11:19 – Pharrell Williams and Quincy Jones present Best Original Score.

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11:20 – It’s weird to see Pharrell without a hat.

11:22 – Suck it John Williams! Ennio Morricone wins for The Hateful Eight.

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11:25 – Common and John Legend here to award Best Original Song.

11:25 – Safe to bet that if your song wasn’t performed, you probably ain’t winning.

11:27 – Ugh – Sam Smith wins for “Writing’s on the Wall.” That is some straight up bulls*&t. 10/16

11:27 – And even without looking it up, Sam Smith is not the first openly gay person to win this award unless Melissa Etheridge and Elton John have been pulling a long con on all of us. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that he doesn’t think he’s the first openly gay person to win ANY Oscar. Because then he’s even dumber.

11:28 – Olivia Wilde and Sacha Baron Cohen to present clips from Room and Brooklyn.

11:29 –Cohen is presenting as Ali G. I’m sure Olivia is thrilled.

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11:35 – JJ Abrams to present Best Director. Let’s finish strong.

11:37 – No surprise – Alejandro G. Inarritu (The Revenant) for the win. 11/17.

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11:42 – “It’s late. Infomercial late.” –Chris Rock, you have no idea.

11:43 – Eddie Redmayne to present Best Actress.

11:47 – Brie Larson wins for Room which is well deserved. If she’d lost, I would have been worried for Leo, since she was a lock. 12/18

11:47 – I so love the relationship that she has with her young co-star.

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11:51 – Julianne Moore to present Best Actor, also known as the Leonardo DiCaprio Invitational.

11:55 – FINALLY! The words we’ve all be waiting to hear: “The Oscar goes to…..Leonardo DiCaprio.” 13/19

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11:55 – Leo winning brings people together. Even Kanye is happy about this:

11:56 – “Let us not take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted.”

 

11:57 – I kind of was hoping he would get a little emotional.

11:58 – Kate’s getting emotional for him.

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11:58 – Morgan Freeman here to present Best Picture. When the voice of God appears, you know it’s almost over.

11:59 – Spotlight! That’s what I personally wanted to win, but I didn’t think it would. I don’t even care that I was wrong; this is a great movie. Michael Keaton is excited:

12:00 – I’m ending the night 13/20. Not my best year, but not my worst.

12:02 – Michael Keaton is a Thin Mints man. That seems right.

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12:04 – Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” over the final credits may be a bit much.

Despite the fact that the Oscars ran nearly 30 minutes over, I think it was still a successful broadcast. There were a few notable missteps, but overall I think Chris Rock did a really great job. I’m happy with most of the winners, even the ones I got wrong, except Sam Smith because I want to punch that guy in the face. The evening actually moved along pretty quickly, which is saying something. Hopefully #OscarsSoWhite won’t be a talking point next year, though I think it is an important issue to be discussed. And now I’m hungry for some Girl Scout cookies. ANyone got a box of Samoas that they want to share?

Heather’s 2016 Oscar Predictions

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With the Academy Awards ceremony only a few days away, it’s time once again for me to make my annual Oscar predictions. I’m still valiantly trying to cross some final movies off my list – watched Steve Jobs last night and actually liked it a lot more than expected – but these are my best guesses at who will walk away with a little gold statute on Sunday. I didn’t make any predictions for the shorts this year, as I haven’t seen any of them and there is so little chatter about them that I couldn’t even make an educated guess. These are who I think will win, not necessarily who I think should win. That’s an important distinction. As always, feel free to send a portion of your winnings this way if my picks help you win your Oscar pool.

  • Best Original Song:

The nominees are:

“Earned It,” Fifty Shades of Grey

“Manta Ray,” Racing Extinction

“Simple Song #3,” Youth

“Til It Happens to You,” The Hunting Ground

“Writings on the Wall,” Spectre

Most years I’d just go with the latest James Bond song and be done with it, but I really thought that “Writings on the Wall” is a terrible song and I have to believe that a majority of people in the Academy will agree with me. Frankly, this has been Lady Gaga’s year, beginning with her stellar tribute to The Sound of Music at last year’s Oscars and rolling through to a Golden Globe win just a few weeks ago for her role on American Horror Story. Pair that with a powerful song about an important issue – sexual assault on college campuses – and I think that’s too much for the voters to ignore.

Predicted winner: “Til It Happens to You,” The Hunting Ground

 

  • Best Cinematography:

The nominees are:

Carol

The Hateful Eight

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Revenant

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I’d love to think that The Hateful Eight was going to win, but I think the film is just too divisive to garner enough support. If I was handicapping this race, my instincts tell me that it’s between Mad Max and The Revenant, and since I expect The Revenant to do very well overall this year, I’m guessing it will edge out Mad Max.

Predicted winner: The Revenant

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  • Best Documentary:

The nominees are:

Amy

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The Look of Silence

What Happened, Miss Simone

Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom

I’m planning on powering through most of these films this weekend – at this point I’ve only watched What Happened, Miss Simone, but my instinct is that Academy voters will be drawn to the cautionary tale of a celebrity taken from us too soon.

Predicted winner: Amy

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  • Best Costume Design

The nominees are:

Carol

Cinderella

The Danish Girl

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Revenant

This is a pretty diverse group of nominees; there is the rugged looks of Mad Max and The Revenant up against the period piece stylings of Carol and The Danish Girl, with a little whimsy thrown in from Cinderella. My guess is that the victories for the rugged and creative costumes are in just being nominated and that voters will continue their trend of reward classic and beautiful costumes from the recent past.

Predicted winner: Carol

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  • Best Sound Editing

The nominees are:

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I saw almost all these movies and they all sounded pretty great. But I’m going out on a limb to say that most people have way more fondness for the Star Wars franchise than I do (not a high bar to meet) so nostalgia may be what pushes The Force Awakens across the finish line.

Predicted winner: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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  • Best Sound Mixing

The nominees are:

Bridge of Spies

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Strategy this year – when I doubt, go with The Revenant

Predicted winner: The Revenant

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  • Best Makeup and Hairstyle

The nominees are:

Mad Max: Fury Road

The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared

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I think The 100 Year Old Man is too small of a movie to win this and Mad Max deserves to win something. The Academy has previously rewarded Charlize Theron for making herself ugly in Monster, so I don’t see why they wouldn’t reward her for chopping off most of her hair this year.

Predicted winner: Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Best Animated Film

The nominees are:

Anomalisia

Boy and the World

Inside Out

Shaun the Sheep Movie

When Marnie Was There

C’mon….everyone know who is winning this one.

Predicted winner: Inside Out

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  • Best Film Editing

The nominees are:

The Big Short

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Revenant

Spotlight

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Predicted winner: Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Best Visual Effects

The nominees are:

Ex Machina

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I’m guessing the truly impressive work with the CGI bear is what makes the difference. It was so good that while logically I had to assume that wasn’t a real animal, my eyes refused to believe it.

Predicted winner: The Revenant

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  • Best Production Design

The nominees are:

Bridge of Spies

The Danish Girl

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

I’m not really confident on this one, but the sheer world building that had to occur in Mad Max: Fury Road is impressive. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Martian squeaks in here either, but momentum dictates I stick with Mad Max.

Predicted winner: Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Best Adapted Screenplay

The nominees are:

The Big Short

The Danish Girl

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

They managed to make a book about shorting the housing market into a fun and exciting movie. That deserves an Oscar.

Predicted winner: The Big Short

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  • Best Original Screenplay

The nominees are:

Bridge of Spies

Ex Machina

Inside Out

Spotlight

Straight Outta Compton

I’d love to see Ex Machina win this, but in Spotlight they created a dang near perfect movie.

Predicted winner: Spotlight

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  •  Best Original Score:

The nominees are:

Bridge of Spies

Carol

The Hateful Eight

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I think this is where The Hateful Eight makes its stand. Hard to argue with the genius that is Ennio Morricone

Predicted winner: The Hateful Eight

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  • Best Foreign Film

The nominees are:

Embrace of the Serpent

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Son of Saul

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A War

Based on sheer word of mouth and because Hollywood is obsessed with the Holocaust…

Predicted winner: Son of Saul

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  • Best Director

The nominees are:

Adam McKay, The Big Short

George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road

Alejandro Inarrin, The Revenant

Lenny Abramson, Room

Tom McCarthy, Spotlight

As much as I love the idea of the guy who directed Anchorman winning an Oscar, I’m pretty sure that we’re going to see a historic back-to-back win for Inarrin.

Predicted winner: Alejandro Inarrin, The Revenant

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  • Best Supporting Actor

The nominees are:

Christian Bale, The Big Short

Tom Hardy, The Revenant

Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight

Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies

Sylvester Stallone, Rocky

Mark Rylance could be an upset here, but I think that the Academy loves a comeback story and Stallone revisiting a character that he created nearly 40 years ago will be too much for the voters to ignore.

Predicted winner: Sylvester Stallone, Creed

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  • Best Supporting Actress

The nominees are:

Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight

Rooney Mara, Carol

Rachel McAdams, Spotlight

Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

This is a weird year in that two arguably lead performances (Mara and Vikander) were submitted in the supporting category. I think this strategy will work and ultimate edge out the true supporting performances. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rooney Mara wins this – and Kate Winslet is always in it –  but Alicia Vikander basically carries The Danish Girl.

Predicted winner: Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

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  • Best Actress

The nominees are:

Cate Blanchett, Carol

Brie Larson, Room

Jennifer Lawrence, Joy

Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years

Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

 

This is probably a two person race: Jennifer Lawrence is in a terrible movie, Charlotte Rampling killed any chances she had with some controversial statements about #OscarsSoWhite and as completely charmed as I was my Saoirse Ronan’s performance in Brooklyn, I don’t think it will be enough to win over Oscar voters. I wasn’t as enamored with Carol as a lot of people, but Cate Blanchett is always great. This year, however, I think the favorite is Brie Larson for her tremendous turn in Room, a movie that you can’t really “enjoy” but that I really loved. Larson has been so good for so long that it’s nice that she will finally get some recognition.

Predicted winner: Brie Larson, Room

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  • Best Actor

The nominees are:

Bryan Cranston, Trumbo

Matt Damon, The Martian

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs

Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl

Frankly, I don’t even think that Cranston or Redmayne should have even been nominated, so that brings this down to basically a three person race. Matt Damon is always good and I really enjoyed The Martian, but I don’t think Academy members will see that as an Oscar-quality performance. I’m confident that the long national nightmare ends on Sunday and Leo gets his Oscar.

Predicted winner: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

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  • Best Picture

The nominees are:

The Big Short

Bridge of Spies

Brooklyn

Mad Max: Fury Road

The Martian

The Revenant

Room

Spotlight

You know, this is the first time in a long time when there isn’t necessarily a clear frontrunner for Best Picture. Usually by now, after other awards have been given out, there is usually more of a consensus of what will win or it is at least narrowed down to two films. I’d say this year that this is a three movie race; I wouldn’t be surprised if The Big Short, Spotlight, or The Revenant wins. I walked out of Spotlight convinced that I’d just watched the preemptive Best Picture winner, but The Revenant has proven to have a lot of momentum going into the Oscars. The Big Short is in the mix, but I think it will most likely play the role of spoiler by splitting votes that would have otherwise gone to Spotlight. Anecdotally, The Revenant has proven to be a pretty divisive movie – most people I know either really loved it or really hated it – but if I’m going with my head over my heart, I think it may be the big winner on Sunday.

Predicted winner: The Revenant

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Who do you think is going to win on Sunday? To you agree with my predictions or do you think I’m completely off base? What do you wish had been nominated that wasn’t? Leave a comment and let us know who you are rooting for Sunday night.

Pop Culture Odds and Ends – Almost the Oscars Edition

It’s T-minus four days until the Oscars and once again my Oscar death race has kind of petered out as we cross the finish line. I’m still hoping for a strong finish this weekend, but I’m punting the Best Foreign Film, Best Original Song and all the Shorts categories because they are impossible to track down or were only available for a limited time and I missed them. This is probably the latest in the process that I’ve still had some of the performances in the acting categories to watch, which is more a testament to the fact that I don’t really want to watch Steve Jobs or 45 Years than anything else. I totally forgot about the documentary features, which I do want to see, so it may be a long weekend of Netflix and no chill for me. Got to stay focused. The upside of this is that since I’ve accepted that I’m not going to be able to see everything, I can continue my boycott of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which was already ruined for me anyway. Children do not quite grasp the concept of “spoiler alert.”

But my laziness with the Oscar death race does not extend to the pop culture roundup; instead of watching the remaining Oscar nominees, I’ve been scouring the web, near and far, to find the best that the world of pop culture has had to offer in the last week. I’ve put together quite the smorgasbord of pop culture stories, so go ahead and get yourself caught up while I pour over movie times and streaming options.

 

 

Time for some trailers…..

  • Orphan Black, season 4:

 

  • Hulu’s The Path:

 

  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 2:

 

  • Pete’s Dragon:

 

  • Netflix’s Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny:

 

  • Absolutely Fabulous (the movie):

 

  • The documentary Fastball:

 

  • Kill Your Friends:

 

  • The Walking Dead: Michonnne:

 

 

  • but a Destiny’s Child reunion as well:

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As always, we end with the supercuts and mashups:

  • The Martian recut as a musical comedy:

 

  • Eva Longoria does a dramatic reading of Spice Girls’ “Wannabe”:

 

  • A supercut of ever Academy Award winner for Best Special Effects:

 

  • KCeeLo & The Sunshine Band:

 

  • Barney is a lot less annoying when he’s doing Notorious B.I.G.:

 

  • Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” sung in 20 different styles:

 

  • Make that 21 different styles:

 

  • Hotline Bing:

 

  • And finally, Winter is Trumping: