Yesterday, a weird video was posted where David Hasselhoff announced that he’d changed his name. He’s now just David Hoff.
Now, who knows if this is even real; it seems like an odd career move. The Hasselhoff brand might be cheesy and ridiculous, but it still means something. So I’m skeptical that this so-called name change is legit. That framed certificate that he’s holding is definitely made up.
Weirder things have happened though, so I guess it is in the realm of possibility that he’s legally changed his name. Time will tell if this is just some sort of publicity stunt or if this is a sincere announcement. Either way, it is a bizarre choice, but not all that unexpected from a dude that refers to himself as The Hoff.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but for me this has been a long freaking week. There haven’t been any great calamities or real tragedy, but just a non-stop barrage of small fires that have needed extinguishing and apparently I’m a firefighter. It’s been frustrating; so many people have made me want to bang my head against a wall that I’ve considered changing my name to Woody Woodpecker. I’m very glad that it’s finally Friday and hopefully next week will reboot itself into something that is a little less annoying.
But sometimes the gods realize that you need a little levity in your life and gift wrap something from the heavens that is so perfectly ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh and brighten your mood. As soon as I saw this, I knew things were going to eventually turn themselves around. Without further comment, I present you a new music video from David “Don’t Hassle the Hoff” Hasselhoff:
You’re welcome. Enjoy your weekend!