Pop Culture Odds and Ends – Snow Day edition

Another day, another snowstorm – I am really beginning to hate living in Upstate New York. It’s been a bad winter for everyone and the fact that Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow is not a good omen. We’re getting up to a foot today and there are rumblings of a Nor’easter headed our way on Sunday. This may be the winter that finally breaks me.

Thankfully I am working from home today so I don’t have to go out in this mess and I am looking forward to participating in a conference call this morning while still in my pajamas. I feel terrible for the people who don’t have that luxury or who don’t have a very understanding boss and are bracing this weather to go into work today. Stay safe!

For those of you that are snowed in, hopefully my biweekly roundup of pop culture stories will help keep you warm and make you forget about all the white stuff piling up outside. Maybe there’s even a thing or two in here to help you keep the kids entertained.

  • In honor of the weather, check out this side by side comparison of the beginning of The Walking Dead and Atlanta after 2 inches of snow paralyzed the city:

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  • Benedict Cumberbatch dropped by Sesame Street:

 

  • The good people of Savannah, GA had to watch the same boring Super Bowl that the rest of us did, but they also got to watch this ridiculously epic local commercial for a personal injury lawyer:

They are the clear winners of Super Bowl Sunday.

  • Last time it was Liberace, this time it’s Peter Pan. Bill Murray knows how to make an entrance:

 

  • Steve Carell’s college mustache is OUTSTANDING:
  • A gag reel from Thor: The Dark World:

 

  • David Beckham – fan of LEGOs. He just became more perfect.
  • One unknown perk of winning the Super Bowl – you get to hang out with Beyoncé and Jay Z:
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@BrooklynNets

  • Neil Gaimain reads Green Eggs and Ham for charity

 

  • Former Olympian Tara Lipinksi skated a The Big Lebowski-themed routine on Fallon:

 

  • Conan is the king of the remote segments; in this one, he tries to sell some of his old memorabilia:

 

  • The cover for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue has been revealed:

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Julia Roberts is one lucky duck!

Trailers:

  • Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West (Red Band – NSFW):

 

  • Kevin Costner’s Draft Day:

 

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction:

 

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2:

 

  • 24: Live Another Day:

 

  • Vampire Academy:

 

  • Liam Neeson in Non-Stop:

 

  • From Dusk Til Dawn – the series:

 

  • A trailer for the video game Thief:

 

  • The Amanda Knox story inspired a feature film, Face of an Angel:

 

  • The final Divergent trailer:

 

  • Another interesting trio: Aaron Paul, Rob Thomas and Bill Murray at a Kings of Leon concert:
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@ThisisRobThomas

  • Animator Arthur Rankin, Jr., who was responsible for holiday classics like Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, passed away.
  • This week is Beatles week at Late Night with David Letterman.
  • As a fan of the original cult classic, I was impressed with this trailer for a fake Warriors reboot:

 

  • There were beer drones? Why am I just hearing about this now that they are grounded?

As always, we end with the Supercuts and Mashups

  • A supercut of Oscar visual effects winners:

 

  • A Superman vs. Jesse Eisenberg supercut:

 

  • Grumpy Cat in Frozen:

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  • This supercut ignores the so-called plot of the first 3 Transformers movies and just focuses on the actual transforming:

 

  • A mashup of every Harrison Ford movie:

 

  • Mr. Freeze sings “Let it Go”

 

  • And finally, a supercut of all of Tina’s moans on Bob’s Burgers:

 

Spring can’t get here quickly enough!

Taken 2 – A Review

When Taken was released, it totally changed the way that I thought about Liam Neeson. That was the moment that he went from actor to all-around bad-ass. In retrospect, there were some hints that Neeson was capable of becoming an action star; he’s no pushover in Batman Begins and I assume he was in some action sequences in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (which I’ve never actually seen). But despite those glimmers of prophesy, no one could have predicted just how good and tough he would be in Taken as a desperate father trying to rescue his kidnapped daughter. On paper, the guy who played Oskar Schindler is probably not who you expect to be the next big screen tough guy – Chuck Norris and MacGyver rolled into one. Taken took him to a whole different level and put him on a whole different film trajectory. Before Taken, Neeson was just another good actor; after Taken, no one bats an eye when Neeson plays Zeus (Clash of the Titans), the leader of the A-Team, or fights a pack of wolves in the wilderness (The Grey). Hell, he could play them all at once and I’d probably buy a ticket. You tell me that you saw this career path coming in Love, Actually and I’ll laugh in your face.

When they announced that they were making Taken 2, I was positively giddy. I so enjoyed Taken that I was more than ready to watch more of Liam Neeson: ass kicking machine. I was even willing to overlook my skepticism of the premise – how much bad luck can one family have – and enjoy the thrills. When I was offered passes to the midnight screening, I was excited despite the fact that these late night showings are a young person’s game. Going to a midnight movie and then going to work at 8 am the next morning is not math that works in favor of a person over 30.

So it is with deep sadness and regret that I inform you that Taken 2 was just not that good. It wasn’t unwatchable – it wasn’t even bad – but the bloom is off the rose on this franchise. It’s a pale imitation of the first film. Watching Neeson’s family get kidnapped has lost some of its luster.

Taken 2 picks up not long after the events of Taken. The families of the men that Bryan (Neeson) killed in the first film have sworn to get their vengeance on the man who slayed their kin. Meanwhile, back in the United States, Neeson is reconnecting with his ex-wife Lenore (Famke Janssen) and keeping a watchful eye on his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) as she recovers from her kidnapping ordeal in Taken. Things come to a head when everyone winds up in Istanbul – Bryan is there for work, the bad guys are there to kill him and Lenore and Kim turn up to spend some quality time with Bryan and put themselves in the line of fire (because if I had just been kidnapped and was an American, I’d definitively want to vacation in Turkey). People are taken, threats are made and it’s up to Neeson to get his family out of this predicament. Cue lots of fighting, shooting, explosions and car chases.

I don’t know if I was so “taken” (ha!) with Neeson as an action superstar in the first film that I overlooked a lot of plot holes or breaks from reality, but there seemed to be a lot more things that stretch the limits of credibility in Taken 2 than in Taken. I understand that you have to check some expectations at the door with these types of movies, but Taken 2 really asks you to forgive a lot. Liam Neeson is the man, but even he can’t kill someone with one punch. Some of the story decisions are also extremely questionable; it reminded me of the old James Bond movies when instead of just killing 007, the villain would first explain his entire plan to Bond and then leave him unsupervised for a long period of time. I wasn’t the only one who was incredulous at what was happening on the big screen. There was an awful lot of chatter during the film and most of it was scoffing at what we were seeing. The guy sitting next to me must have said “seriously?” fifty times over the course of the movie. It’s fine to suspend disbelief for a while, but it shouldn’t be so distracting.

Taken 2 also suffers from being basically a rehash of the first movie. That isn’t necessarily unexpected as they are trying to cash in on the success of the first film and there are only so many ways that a person can be kidnapped, but the audience’s element of surprise is eliminated. What made Taken so successful was the novelty of seeing Neeson in this type of role and the twists and turns of the story. Taken 2 is more of the same, without that originality. The film does try to freshen it up in some ways – there are way more car chases in Taken 2 and Neeson has some assistance in this film – but that isn’t necessarily enough to prevent the viewer from feeling like they have seen it all before.

This is not to say that moments of the film are not extremely enjoyable. There are some cool sequences and Neeson does what he lately does best. There is plenty of action and lots of dead bodies. Maggie Grace is given more to do in this film. While in Taken she was simply the person that was kidnapped, she gets to be more proactive in the sequel. The movie is just the right length – 91 minutes – to keep things interesting and moving. But the lightening in the bottle that they had with the first film just isn’t there. I couldn’t help but leave the theater a little disappointed. Still love Neeson, but they may have gone to the well one too many times with this franchise.

Some other quick thoughts:

  • Based on the number of people at this midnight screening, I predict that Taken 2 is going to have a very big opening weekend. This was the most people that I have seen at a late night screening since The Dark Knight. It was legitimately crowded.
  • I don’t know if a 5 minute behind the scenes look at the upcoming Les Miserable film was the best choice for the Taken 2 crowd. I don’t know that the two films have a lot of audience overlap; I think I may have been the only person who was actually paying attention.
  • Between that 5 minute vignette and the six (!) previews, the midnight movie didn’t actually start until 12:20. They were probably one preview away from an audience uprising.
  • Speaking of previews – the one for Silent Hill: Revelation must have been five minutes long. I feel like I’ve already seen the movie.
  • I’m curious – does anyone actually go to see the live Metropolitan Opera events that they have at the movie theater? They are constantly advertising these things, but I can’t think who the target audience is. If I’m not going, I can’t imagine that anyone else is.
  • I liked Famke Janssen in the X-Men movies, but she really needs to work on her “waking up from being unconscious” skills. She has to do that a few times in Taken 2 and each time she acts like someone suddenly woke her up from a nap.
  • I just realized that Maggie Grace also played Shannon on Lost. Don’t know how I missed that until now, but I just made the connection.
  • They try to work a little humor into Taken 2 with Neeson coming to terms with his daughter having a boyfriend, but it didn’t really work and felt kind of forced. Once your daughter has almost been sold into an international prostitution ring, her dating some dude really shouldn’t faze you.
  • I’m kind of disappointed that Taken 2 didn’t have a subtitle after it like most movie sequels do these days. I tried to come up with some options for them to use: Taken 2: The Takening; Taken 2: Take My Wife…..Please!; Taken 2: Istanbul Edition;  Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo (I will never tire of this joke). I also came up with a tag line for the film: Take my family once, shame on you; Take my family twice, everyone dies.
  • Even though I didn’t love Taken 2, I’d still put Liam Neeson down on my emergency contact form if my office would let me. All I need is his phone number.
  • They left the door open for the possibility of Taken 3, but Neeson and Janssen are going to have to have a baby or something. We’re running out of family members.

Taken 2 may not have been the concentrated awesomeness that Taken was, but it still had its moments. I recommend going to see it with lowered expectations and with a large group of people so you can discuss both the ludicrousness of the story and the quality of the action. I think that they have probably milked all that they can from this particular franchise, but that doesn’t mean that I’ve tired of Neeson as an action star. They just need to offer me some more original dubious material in the future.

Taken 2 opens nationwide today.

UPDATE: I was right; based on box office returns, looks like Taken 3 is happening.

Pop Culture Odds and Ends – Bated Breath Edition

I’m on pins and needles this week as the Major League Baseball regular season comes to a chaotic end. The introduction of an additional wild card slot has thrown everything into a tizzy. The Yankees are definitely in the playoffs, but are still playing for postseason position. I scored tickets to the first Yankee home game of the American League Division Series, but I still don’t know when the game will be (or if the Yankees will get that far) which means I have to keep the next week open to suddenly jet off to the Bronx. I know, I know – these are first world problems. Thankfully I have an awesome boss who’s OK with me skipping work if necessary.  But for someone who is a planner and a little type A, I’m ready for this to be all sorted out.

So while I root against the Orioles, here’s your biweekly round up of pop culture nuggets:

  • So we have our Oscar host and it’s kind of a surprise – Family Guy and Ted’s Seth MacFarlane. I’d better get over my freaking out about Brian the dog’s voice coming out of a human by then.
  • I went to see Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film The Master on Monday night and I’m still not sure what I think about it. The performances were great, but I’m working through the story and what it all means. That movie may be smarter than I am. I’m more a Boogie Nights kind of girl.
  • Some info has been released on the new S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot from Joss Whedon.
  • *Shameless plug* My friend (and pretend cousin) Chris is building and trying to raise funding to develop an app called plygrnd.es for iOS/Android that helps you discover nearby playgrounds and add new ones to share with your friends. You can check it out here.
  • In honor of my newfound love of Once Upon a Time, here’s some Hipster Disney Princesses

 

  • This doesn’t make me happy; Fargo is going to be a TV show. At least the Coen brothers are involved. That gives me some small solace.
  • Taylor Swift really seems to be more trouble than she is worth.
  • Aw man. If you thought I was addicted to the penguin cam, I’m in big trouble with this. Pumpkin (my cat) is not a fan.
  • True confession: I have had “Gangnam Style” stuck in my head all week, thanks to the Dancing With the Stars promos running on ABC that use the song.
  • Big week for Boardwalk EmpireSesame Street did a parody of it. Feast your eyes on “Birdwalk Empire”

 

  • Meryl Streep is in talks to join the upcoming film adaptation of the Broadway play Into the Woods. I love this play, so I’m anxious to see the movie.
  • Patton Oswalt will be appearing on Justified season 4. I like Oswalt a lot; he’s a great comedian and actor. If you haven’t seen him in Big Fan, it’s definitely worth a look.
  • Neil Patrick Harris is writing a memoir. I expect it will be legend…wait for it
  • Someone spliced together every on-air drink on Mad Men. Bottoms up!

 

  • If you are a fan of the TV show Louie, you may get a kick out of the parody twitter account @FakeLouieEps. It’s just what it sounds like – pitches for future (fake) episodes of the show. Hilarious. I should get into the parody twitter account business.
  • Also hilarious – this mash up of Breaking Bad and Calvin and Hobbes (Breaking Calvin).
  • This clown collection is legitimately my worst nightmare. You know who liked clowns? John Wayne Gacy. Thanks to all you hilarious people who sent me this video. You are real comedians.

 

  •  I loved the trailer for the new season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Glad to see Haley Joel Osment is still around.

 

  • Speaking of replacements – Mike Love apparently kicked a bunch a people out of The Beach Boys. They found out from a press release.
  • ….ary! Definitely legendary.
  • Poor Justin Bieber. Throwing up on stage is no way to kick off a tour (video is available if you need it)
  • And finally, in advance of my review of Taken 2 on Friday, here’s Liam Neeson: The Musical!