Tonight, millions of people will flock to the theater to see the new Star Wars move. After months of speculation and tracking every scrap of news about the film, fans will finally get to see if The Force Awakens is closer to A New Hope or The Phantom Menace. I’m sure many people are absolutely giddy with anticipation.
I’m not one of those people, of course; I probably won’t even see The Force Awakens unless I have to as part of my Oscar death race. Star Wars ain’t my bag, probably because I didn’t see the original trilogy for the first time until I was in my thirties. I wasn’t super impressed and I never bothered to watch the second trilogy. I won’t complain about all the hoopla surrounding The Force Awakens – Just because it isn’t for me I won’t deny others their fun – but I’m kind of relieved that all this build up is over. I’ll probably be at the movies tonight, but that will be to see the movie that I’ve been looking forward to for months: Sisters with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I’ll wave to the Star Wars fans in line as I stroll into my probably half empty theater.
But now on to the delayed pop culture roundup. It’s been a crazy week this week for me – you’ll hear more about some of that next week – so I apologize for falling behind. Hopefully it is worth the wait.
Let’s kick things off with a little Star Wars related news……
- An a cappella tribute to Star Wars:
- You can add a lightsaber to your Facebook profile picture.
- Ewoks infested the Conan studio:
- Some surprising people are involved with the voice of BB-8.
- Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn are clearly excited for Star Wars:
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- Bad Lip Reading tackled Star Wars:
- A lawyer weighs in on whether Han Solo was legally justified in shooting Greedo first.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt went full Yoda for the Force Awakens premiere:
- Adele has announced a North American tour. I have tickets for the day after my birthday!
- Five more years of Howard Stern at Sirius XM.
- CBS has cancelled Mike & Molly.
- Some details on the third season of Fargo, which won’t drop until 2017. 😦
- Here are all the connections between the second season of Fargo and the movies of the Coen brothers.
- Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer plan to wear the same dress at the Golden Globes.
- Kurt Russell is in talks to play REDACTED in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
- The Seinfeld apartment that I visited is headed to L.A.
- Idris Elba has been rumored to be the frontrunner to play Roland in the adaptation of The Dark Tower.
- Somebody needs to get me a copy of this issue of Men’s Health:
- John Krasinski and Jimmy Kimmel continued their long running Christmas prank war:
- Here’s the full list of theaters that will show the 70 mm release of The Hateful Eight. Sadly, my city isn’t one of them and my tradition of seeing the Tarantino movies opening night will end.
- Thankfully I won’t have to wait long – the regular release of the film has been moved up a week.
- The Hateful Eight will feature music originally written for The Thing.
- The Hateful Eight was originally conceived as a Django Unchained tie-in.
- One character in The Hateful Eight is actually connected to a character from Inglourious Basterds.
- A black and white version of Mad Max: Fury Road may be hitting theaters.
- I would probably pay decent money to see a production of Button!:
- Colbert also learned Jonathan Groff’s King George walk from Hamilton:
- Wired interviews Leonardo DiCaprio.
- Larry Wilmore will host the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
- Tyler Perry will narrate a live TV musical about Easter.
- Bruce Springsteen is working on a new solo album.
- Ron Howard says that the 5th season of Arrested Development is in the writing stages.
- Ant-Man and the Wasp will not be another heist movie.
- Brewery Ommegang has announced the next Game of Thrones-themed beer.
- The guy who ponied up a million dollars for the new Wu-Tang album was that pharmaceutical jerk who jacked up prices on cancer and AIDS drugs.
- NBC has cancelled Best Time Ever, which is fine because Neil Patrick Harris deserves better.
- Damon Wayans, Jr. will stop by Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
- Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton are reuniting for Netflix.
- Katy Perry wasn’t allowed to read any of the Harry Potter books when growing up.
- According to Damon Lindelof, the third and final season of The Leftovers is “going to be something else entirely.”
- Kelly Clarkson’s Game of Thrones-inspired card already won Christmas:
- Awards season continues – the Critics’ Choice Award nominations were announced. So were the SAG Award nods.
- News of Beyoncé’s involvement in Bradley Cooper’s remake of A Star is Born are greatly exaggerated (though not completely out of the realm of possibility).
- Dwayne Johnson is making a TV show about the NFL draft.
- Kathryn Bigelow will develop a drama for HBO about Jihadi recruitment.
- One Direction has played their final show before their hiatus.
- Prince dropped another surprise album on Tidal. Less exciting – Willow Smith dropped a new album as well.
- Will Smith says that Donald Trump may force him to run for president.
- Taylor Swift met her doppelganger in Australia.
- Andy Serkis will direct and star in Steelskin, an update of Rumpelstiltskin.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 has met its crowdfunding goals; 14 new episodes will be produced.
- The new class of inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have been selected.
- Marisa Tomei and Timothy Olyphant will star in Behold My Heart.
- Margaret Cho will star in a pilot for Amazon.
- Kelsey Grammer is also headed to an Amazon series.
- Also at Amazon – a show about the roadies for The Grateful Dead.
- Rebecca Ferguson will be back for Mission: Impossible 6.
- Joel McHale and Danny Pudi will guest star on Dr. Ken.
- Roseanne has a new web series.
- Kiefer Sutherland will play POTUS for a new ABC series.
- Steven Spielberg will never remake Jaws.
- Bradley Cooper discusses his sex scene from Wet Hot American Summer.
- Hillary Clinton will appear on the third season of Broad City.
Time for some trailers……
- Star Trek Beyond:
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them:
- X-Men: Apocalypse:
- House of Cards:
https://twitter.com/HouseofCards/status/676958648069840896?ref_src=twsrctfw
- Netflix’s Making a Murderer:
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot:
- The Legend of Tarzan (starring Alexander Skarsgard’s magnificent abs):
- Disney’s The BFG:
- Independence Day: Resurgence:
- Sherlock: The Abominable Bride:
- High-Rise:
- Some teasers for WGN’s Underground:
- Season 2 of Lip Sync Battle:
- Unravel:
- Whitney Cummings: I’m Your GirlFriend:
- Comedy Central’s Idiotsitter:
- Misconduct:
- Anesthesia:
- The season 3 trailer of The 100:
- Martyrs:
- A red-band trailer for FX’s Man Seeking Woman:
- Eddie the Eagle:
- Francis Ford Coppola thinks “it’s a pity” that George Lucas got all wrapped up in Star Wars.
- Mariah Carey no longer has the most played holiday song. That runs counter to my experience in NYC this week – that song was EVERYWHERE.
- Josh Groban is headed to Broadway.
- Samuel L. Jackson will reunite with Vin Diesel for a sequel to xXx.
- Chadwick Boseman will play Thurgood Marshall.
- Vin Diesel is developing a Riddick TV series.
- Norm Macdonald is writing a memoir.
- Kid Cudi won’t be returning to Comedy Bang! Bang!
- Seth MacFarlane is producing the comedy 2 Black Dudes for Fox.
- Fox is also developing a Latino Romeo and Juliet drama.
- TNT has announced some renewals and cancellations.
- The Xena revival has hired a writer.
- Juicy J released a new mixtape.
- Michael Jackson’s Thriller just became the first-ever trigintuple platinum album.
- The Little Mermaid has found a new director.
- The Mountain Goats are headed out on tour.
- Dick Van Dyke celebrated his 90th birthday with a Mary Poppins-themed flash mob:
- Nelly will not face felony charges in his meth possession case.
- Michael Vitar from The Sandlot has been charged with assault.
- American Horror Story: Freak Show actress Rose Siggins has passed away.
- Condolences to Michelle Dockery, whose fiancé John Dineen has passed away from cancer. He was 34.
- Dennis Haskins, aka Saved By the Bell’s Mr. Belding, has just graduated from college at 65.
- Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’ ex, is working at a Vegas strip club.
- Eva Longoria is engaged.
- Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl have ended their engagement.
- DJ Khaled got lost at sea on a jet ski….and he snapchatted the ordeal.
- Willard Scott is retiring from Today.
- Bill Maher and Bill O’Reilly are actually related.
- The Rock and partner Lauren Hashian have welcomed a baby girl.
As always, we end with the supercuts and mashups…..
- A tribute to John Candy:
- What if Woody Allen directed Star Wars:
- Who knew the Twin Peaks theme and Britney Spears would go so well together?
- This dog has some sweet moves, but terrible taste in music:
- The Captain America/Team America mashup we didn’t know we needed:
- A cover of R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” in the style of Sinatra:
- Adele’s “Hello” set in the Star Wars universe:
- A Storm Trooper auditions for Blue Man Group:
- Celebrities do a dramatic reading of “Hotline Bling”:
- President Obama is also a fan of Drake’s hit song:
- And finally, Sesame Street meets Game of Thrones: