While officially Spring began a few weeks ago, living in Upstate New York I refuse to even contemplate the end of winter until the calendar has turned to April. Even then, I am on my guard for a freak snow storm or colder temperatures, but I allow myself to dream of everything turning green, flowers blooming, and the day that I can put my shovel in my trunk, hopefully not to be used again until December. For someone who hates winter, these last few days of March mark the final phase of my seasonal depression. And then, like a goldfish, I will promptly forget how much I hate winter until it inevitably rolls around again. Soon enough, my self-imposed exile will be lifted and I will hit the road for more pop culture adventures. I can’t wait.
Thankfully we have the pop culture roundup to get us through these dark days. As usual, I’ve scoured the interwebs looking for the best that the world of pop has to offer. So while I contemplate putting my winter boots in storage, check out what you might have missed.
Television
- A pop-up Los Pollos Hermanos from Breaking Bad is opening in NYC and I am beside myself.
- David Milch and Nic Pizzolatto working together on True Detective season 3. God help us all.
- Barry Jenkins will direct a series for Amazon based on Colson Whitehead’s The Underground Railroad.
- Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman will reunite to host the crafting reality show The Handmade Project, which I will watch the ever loving hell out of.
- NBC will air the 2018 Olympics live.
- Chris Brown will appear on Black-ish, which is very disappointing.
- John Cho will date Billy Eichner on Difficult People.
- New Girl finally revealed Schmidt’s first name (spoilers).
- Billy Eichner has joined the cast for American Horror Story’s seventh season.
- This Game of Thrones wedding shoot is no joke (and hopefully ends better than most Game of Thrones weddings).
- The Knick has officially been cancelled.
- Aidan Gillen (aka my man Littlefinger on Game of Thrones) joined the cast of Peaky Blinders.
- Cash Cab is waging a comeback.
- TLC is bring back Trading Spaces. Everything old is new again!
- A look at the staggering amount of money that the cast of The Big Bang Theory will have earned by the end of season 12.
- AMC and Channel 4 have renewed Humans.
- Miles Teller to star in the Amazon series Too Old To Die Young.
- There was a Fresh Prince reunion:
- Top Chef will be set in Colorado next season.
- Hulu orders a talk/variety show hosted by Sarah Silverman.
- Normal Lear will appear on The Simpsons.
- Daveed Diggs and Laura Dern among the season 3 guest stars for Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt.
- Supergirl promotes Kate McGrath to series regular.
- Jaleel White has joined Bobby Moynihan’s new sitcom.
- Hulu has picked up a 90s teen drama series from James Franco and Seth Rogen.
- A Thank You For Smoking anthology series is in the works.
- Kevin James and Leah Remini will reunite on Kevin Can Wait.
- Assassin’s Creed is coming to TV.
- Here’s what’s leaving Netflix in April.
- A teaser for the Love Actually Red Nose Day skit:
- The Daily Show is opening a Donald Trump Twitter library in NYC.
- Jay Z is producing a movie and docuseries about Trayvon Martin.
- Adult Swim has renewed Dream Corp LLC.
- Westworld has promoted Louis Herthum to series regular.
- Daytime Emmy Award nominations have been announced.
Movies
- Brie Larson is running for president…..in the movies.
- Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in talks to star in a movie musical.
- Fox is making a movie musical based on Pharrell’s life.
- Colin Farrell may join Disney’s live-action Dumbo.
- Michael Shannon is rumored to be the frontrunner to play Cable in Deadpool 2.
- ESPN is making a documentary about Bears fans.
- The live-action Mulan might have songs after all.
- Amy Schumer is no longer going to play the live-action version of Barbie.
- Netflix has landed the distribution rights to the Dan Stevens revenge thriller Apostle.
- O’Shea Jackson Jr. joins the cast of Godzilla: King of Monsters.
- Cher is no longer attached to Lifetime’s Flint water crisis movie.
- Netflix will be the home of the Motley Crue biopic The Dirt.
- Woody Harrelson revealed his Star Wars character name.
- Ian Kenny joins the cast of the Han Solo movie.
- DJ Khaled will be in Pitch Perfect 3.
- A Master P biopic is happening and the cast is already lit.
- They just can’t stop planning Spider-Man spinoff movies.
- The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels remake has found its director.
- A global casting call found a newcomer to play Constance Wu’s co-star in Crazy Rich Asians.
- Netflix is staying in the Adam Sandler business, orders 4 more movies.
- Mark Wahlberg’s action movie Mile 22 will be a trilogy.
- Ryan Gosling explains his giggling during the Oscars’ Best Picture shenanigans.
- Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is being developed as an animated family film.
- Issa Rae and Bill Hader set to star together in Empress of Serenity.
- The Jumani sequel will not include a magical board game.
- Disney accused of stealing the idea for Zootopia.
Trailers
- Justice League:
- Spider-Man: Homecoming:
- Ferdinand:
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales:
- Mystery Science Theater 3000:
- Baywatch:
- iZombie, season 3:
- A Ghost Story:
- Death Note:
- 2017 from Louis C.K.:
- An Inconvenient Sequel:
- Fargo, season 3:
- Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie:
- The Sweet Life:
- Wish Upon:
- Casting JonBenet:
- Playground:
- Berlin Syndrome:
- Queen of the Desert:
- Dragonheart 4:
- What Happens at the Abbey:
Music
- New music from Kendrick Lamar!
- At a recent concert Adele told fans that this may be her last tour.
- Lorde, Chance the Rapper, and The Killers to headline Lollapalooza.
- Zayn and PartyNextDoor released a new song.
- Jimmy Fallon, Migos, and The Roots perform “Bad and Boujee” with office supplies:
- Paul McCartney is getting ready to release a new album.
- Snoop Dogg will induct Tupac into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
- Izzy Azalea has dropped her newest single.
- Chance the Rapper is looking for an intern and I think I need to give my boss my notice.
- Spoon has extended their tour.
- Faith Hill and Tim McGraw debut a new single.
- Harry Styles will make his solo debut on SNL.
Theater
- Once On This Island to return to Broadway.
- Janeane Garofalo and Lili Taylor will star in Marvin’s Room on Broadway.
Stand-up
- Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle did a stand-up show together in New Orleans.
- A comedian will live in a minor league baseball stadium for five days.
- Rob Funches is going out on a stand-up tour.
Books
- Gucci Mane is writing a memoir.
- Emma Roberts is starting a book club.
- Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly have purchased the movie rights to Lincoln in the Bardo.
- W. Kamau Bell’s first book will be out in May.
- Jay Chandrasekhar has a new memoir Mustache Shenanigans.
- Dave Grohl’s mom wrote a book about raising a rock star.
Odds and Ends
- A public memorial service was held for Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.
- Millie Booby Brown is taking a little time to rest after a whirlwind of working and public appearances.
- Jason Derulo has launched a new clothing line.
- Shailene Woodley will avoid jail time for her arrest protesting the Dakota Pipeline.
- Mindy Kaling and Cory Booker set up a date on Twitter and I am 100% behind this.
- Congrats to Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli on their wedding.
- Amanda Seyfried and husband Thomas Sadoski welcomed their first child.
- Darlene Gates, the actress who played the mom in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, has passed away.
Mashups and Supercuts
- Twilight as a goofy comedy:
- People audition to be Stephen Hawking’s new voice:
- Sia dropped by Sesame Street:
- Watch actors perform side by side with their real-life counterparts:
- The Avengers react to the Justice League trailer:
- Tom Hardy reading bedtime stories is apparently a thing:
- A Deadpool/Beauty and the Beast parody: