What a difference a few days off can make! While I did miss blogging for all of you while I was on vacation, the time away did me good. I feel so refreshed and energized after my brief hiatus; my co-workers are probably wishing that I had done this a while ago. I even managed to not check work email until day 4 of being away. Considering that I am the same person who has answered work correspondence while on a ride at EPCOT and during a live show at the Dallas Zoo, this is a minor miracle.
I didn’t forget about you all while I was recharging; I may have blown off all work responsibilities, but I made sure to keep tabs on the world of pop culture even while laying out by the pool. I couldn’t leave you hanging; that’s not my style. So while I enjoy the residual effects of a little R&R, peruse your biweekly roundup and check out some of the stellar pop culture nuggets that I’ve compiled.
- Could it be? Is notorious bachelor George Clooney really engaged? Are these end times?
- The rumors are true – Mr. and Mrs. Carter are hitting the road together! And I’m going to see them!
- Ready to feel ancient? The sons of Dr. Dre and Eazy E are touring together as N.W.A. Resurrected.
- Fox is getting on the live musical bandwagon and will air Grease Live in 2015. Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Danny Zuko or I riot.
- There’s been a title change for the final The Hobbit movie.
- A couple in the Bay Area remodeled their home to resemble the house from Up. Their neighbors are not pleased.
- Craig Ferguson is out at CBS at the end of the year. Not a shock.
- The Tony nominees were announced yesterday.
- ABC may reboot Lost. No – you don’t have to go back!
- A fan created a pretty useful interactive Game of Thrones map.
- The cast for Star Wars: Episode VII has been officially announced.
- A&E has ordered a season of Carlton Cuse’s adaptation of the French series The Returned. The original is sitting on my DVR.
- The cast for the ill-advised Jem movie is beginning to take shape. Announced this morning is the actor that will play Rio.
- I cannot make this stuff up – NBC is being sued over its Comedy Playground idea. Because of course they are.
- Some day, The Tonight Show editing clips together to make Brian Williams rap will no longer be funny. Today is not that day:
- Not a huge surprise, but the next season of Parks and Recreation is likely its last.
- Men’s Health interviewed Jon Hamm; worth reading since he calls Justin Bieber a shithead.
- The hilarious Twitter account @TheTweetofGod will become a Broadway musical.
- The pilot for Showtime’s new show Penny Dreadful is available online for free.
- Actor Bob Hoskins has passed away at the age of 71.
- Gwen Stefani will replace Christina Aguilera on The Voice.
- Top Chef season 12 is heading to Boston.
- Japan will open a Harry Potter theme park.
- Eminem is sponsoring a rap battle league.
- Fox has canceled Almost Human.
- Has Naya Rivera been fired from Glee? Her rep says no.
- Kevin Smith is making a Christmas horror movie called Anti-Claus.
- Canceled Southland could get a wrap-up movie.
- Buzzfeed checks out Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.
- Seth Myers will host the Emmys.
- A belated happy 60th birthday to Jerry Seinfeld!
- Birthday wishes also go out to Willie Nelson who turned 81 and celebrated by receiving his fifth degree black belt in GongKwon Yusul. In related news, it’s probably best not to f*ck with Willie.
- While we’re waiting for a new season of Sherlock, we may get a one-off special to tide us over.
- We are getting a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, presumably because it was the most aired film on basic cable in 2013. This is a dreadful idea, unless Mrs. Featherbottom in somehow included.
- Steven Spielberg will adapt Ronald Dahl’s The BGF into a movie.
- Chelsea Handler is reportedly in talks with Netflix for a new show.
- There may be another Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie.
- Meg Ryan will voice the future Greta Gerwig on How I Met Your Dad.
- Time has a Game of Thrones inspired sword name generator.
- The TV Guide Channel has ordered eight episodes of a NKOTB reality show.
- A contestant on the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has died.
- David Simon, creator of The Wire, has an idea for a show about the CIA.
- Will Ferrell will star in a jewel heist comedy.
- Scarlett Johansson and Lupita Nyong’o are in talks to join The Jungle Book.
- Watch a live read of Space Jam with Blake Griffin:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8db066d2e0/the-live-read-of-space-jam-with-blake-griffin
- Yahoo has ordered a sci-fi comedy series from Paul Feig.
- Sandra Bullock may star in a film about Tupperware.
- Reader Lance submitted this link about the perfect symmetry of RoboCop.
- Shaquille O’Neal has a LinkedIn profile.
- HBO and the BBC are teaming up to adapt J.K. Rowling’s Casual Vacancy.
- Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal speculate on the future of the characters they played in When Harry Met Sally.
- Courtney Cox says a Friends reunion is never happening.
- Lucasfilms announced that the books and comics that make up the expanded universe are no longer part of the Star Wars canon.
- Turns out that HIMYM cut what could have been a pretty pivotal scene from the finale.
- This will be of interest to my dad – Dodgers outfielder Yasiel Puig is getting a biopic.
- All has not been well in Wu-Tang world. Vulture looks at the comprehensive history of all the band’s beefs.
- Jay Z and Drake appear to in some sort of weird feud. #TeamHOVA.
- The Fifth Element as an 8 bit video game:
- Bad news – they have handed the Justice League movie over to director Zack Snyder (I’m not a fan). Good news – Matt Damon is rumored to be Aquaman. Ben And Matt – reunited!
- The Batman/Superman movie will also feature Cyborg.
- The Daily Show has hired a new correspondent. Meet Michael Che.
- GQ talks to Kevin Hart.
- Hart plans to launch his own Funny or Die type website.
- Josh Gad is developing a family comedy at Disney.
- Not sure what this means for the fate of Cougar Town – Ian Gomez has joined the cast of a sitcom pilot.
- Opponents of Common Core have a new ally – Louis C.K.
- The Louie star nabbed the cover story in GQ.
- There is going to be a live action Barbie movie.
- There is also going to be a peeps movie.
- Disney’s “It’s a Small World” – yup, that’s going to be a movie too.
- Best Week Ever has been canceled – again.
- If you can’t make it to London for the Monty Python reunion shows, you can watch the final show on the big screen.
- Marvel is planning to kill off a major character in the comic books.
- Congrats to Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis on the birth of their son:
- Girls adds two new cast members.
- To Kill a Mockingbird will finally be available in e-book format.
- The New York Times did not enjoy James Franco’s art exhibition. They didn’t particularly dig him on Broadway either.
- Bill “the Sports Guy” Simmons, the man that I hope is someday my boss, was profiled in Rolling Stone
- Netflix will create its first Spanish-language original series.
- HBO has renewed Veep and Silicon Valley.
- Not surprisingly, I did not do well on this Game of Thrones spelling quiz.
- The Simpsons producers are referring to the upcoming character death as “the yellow wedding.”
- Courtney Love is releasing new music:
- Lifetime has ordered a reality show about nuns.
- The author of the book Gravity is suing Warner Brothers over the movie Gravity.
- Total Beauty has created a Game of Thrones workout:
- Amazon got the rights for streaming HBO shows.
- I’ve just discovered the webseries EconPop, which mixes pop culture and economics. Right up my alley!
- When Scandal returns for a new season, the cast will be without a series regular.
- Stan Lee will have a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy after all.
- The final season of The Killing will debut on Netflix August 1st.
- HBO is bringing back Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback for a limited run.
- Betty White did a Reddit AMA.
- George R.R. Martin gave an interview to Rolling Stone.
- Following the death of camera assistant Sarah Jones on set, William Hurt has dropped out of the film Midnight Rider.
- Mel Brooks is doing a one-man show.
- Director Bryan Singer will not do any publicity for the new X-Men movie in light of sex abuse allegations.
- MTV is doing a reality show set in Alaska from the producers of Buckwild.
- Detective Munch (Richard Belzer) will make a return appearance on Law & Order: SVU.
- Key and Peele discuss their Police Academy reboot.
- Mariano Rivera’s autobiography drops next week.
- The Peter Dinklage Game of Thrones theme shouldn’t be this amusing – but it is:
- Cary Fukunaga is making a movie with John Legend.
- Jay Z and Kickstarter are among the 2014 Webby Award winners.
- A The Simpsons-themed play Mr. Burns will debut in London.
- Sarah Silverman will appear on the second season of Masters of Sex.
- My new favorite Game of Thrones character is Ser Pounce:
- Sadly, he will not appear on any more episodes this season. That’s a missed opportunity.
- The Daredevil series at Netflix will exist in the same universe as the Marvel movies.
- Esquire looks at the history of supermodels in movies.
- Patrick Stewart will lead a new comedy from Seth MacFarlane at Starz. Hopefully Ian McKellen will guest star.
- The Kids in the Hall are doing a reunion tour. Guess who already has tickets!
- Disney is doing a sequel to Teen Beach Movie.
- HBO and Ridley Scott are developing a series about ancient aliens in Egypt.
- A man is inexplicably trying to collect all the copies of Speed on VHS.
- Five Thirty Eight has compiled a list of all of Don Draper’s categories on Mad Men.
- Taco Bell is trying to class it up.
- Ben-Hur is getting a remake, because nothing is sacred.
- An oral history of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- Seth Meyers sits down with a grown up Little Orphan Annie:
- Myth proven – a dig in New Mexico unearthed a jackpot of Atari E.T. games.
- Danica McKellar broke a rib rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars.
- The first season of the new Comedy Central show Review is now online.
- Al Pacino was almost Rambo?!?!
- A Gloria Estefan musical is coming to Broadway.
- Billy Joel talks to Howard Stern about trying heroin.
- Edie Brickell and Paul Simon were arrested for disorderly conduct after a domestic dispute. The couple have been married since 1992.
- The Big Bang Theory has been banned in China.
- Some guy transformed his Ford Explorer into the Jurassic Park car.
- Richard Gere was mistaken for a homeless man.
- The Spice Girls reunited……for Victoria Beckham’s 40th birthday.
- Paul McCartney will play the final show at Candlestick Park.
- Johnny Knoxville will star in Sick Day, a grown-up version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
- Bob Barker will appear on The Bold and the Beautiful.
- Fox is developing Nazareth, an event series that will follow Jesus’ formative years.
- GameStop will close over 100 stores.
- Having trouble deciding what to watch on Netflix? Try Netflix Roulette.
- Lou Ferrigno will voice The Hulk in the new Avengers movie.
- Amanda Seyfried joins her Les Mis co-star Hugh Jackman in Peter Pan.
- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen make a rare joint appearance on Ellen.
- Friday the 13th – the TV show?
- The Mentalist is being shopped to other networks.
- See Francis Ford Coppola’s notes for an important scene in The Godfather.
And now, a break for some trailers
- An extended trailer for The Fault in Our Stars:
- HBO has released a new trailer for The Leftovers:
- Mike Myers (yup, that Mike Myers) makes his directoral review with the documentary Supermensch:
- A new teaser for Louie, featuring my pal Jerry Seinfeld:
- Richard Linklater’s new film Boyhood looks pretty good; it has a lot of buzz around it at Sundance:
- A new trailer for Sin City A Dame to Kill For:
Madden 15 will hit stores August 26th:
Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd in They Came Together:
A teaser for the final season to True Blood:
The first look at Lifetime’s Petals on the Wind. You know I’ll be watching:
Clint Eastwood’s adaptation of Jersey Boys:
- Signs of fatigue? The Simpsons hit an all-time ratings low on Sunday.
- The Citizen Kane script was sold at auction.
- Ron Howard wants to return to acting.
- The season 2 debut of Orphan Black doubled its audience.
- Head over to NPR to listen to Dolly Parton’s new album (her 42nd!).
- Brian Baumgartner (Kevin, The Office) got married.
- Ronald McDonald got a makeover, with questionable results.
- Paul Schneider explains why he left Parks and Recreation (he played Mark Brendanwicz)
- Jude Law replaces Michael Fassbender in Genius.
- Here a new song from The Roots.
- Valerie Harper is being sued for failing to reveal her cancer diagnosis to the producers of Looped.
- Hip Hop producer DJ E-Z Rock has passed away.
- Wheel of Fortune celebrates its 6,000 episode this week.
- Justin Bieber was detained by U.S. Customs.
- Guns N Roses will allegedly release new music next year.
- Coldplay is getting a concert special.
- A Hard Day’s Night is returning to theaters this summer.
- The off-Broadway play A Night with Janis Joplin was canceled 48 hours before opening night.
As always, we wrap things up with the mashups and supercuts:
- A$AP Ferg and “Let It Go”
- If you speed up Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire,” it sounds a little like Dolly Parton:
- A new mod allows you to play Grand Theft Auto as Princess Ana:
- Local reporters can’t pronounce Lupita Nyong’o’s name:
- There have been a lot of threats of prison rape in TVs and the movies:
- A Frozen/ “Thriller” mashup:
- A slow jams version of the DuckTales theme song:
- The Firefly gang as Scooby Doo:
- Forrest Gump credits done in the style of Wes Anderson:
- A supercut of Walter White’s transformation on Breaking Bad:
- And finally…THIS is how How I Met Your Mother should have ended (spoilers if you didn’t see the finale):