This summer is off to a weird start in that I don’t already have a ton of activities and trips planned. Usually at this time of the year, most of my weekends are already booked up and when people ask me when I’ll be free, I give them some dates in November. While I like to keep busy, that pace was kind of exhausting (and expensive) so I decided to cut back a little this year. I’m driving a 14 year old car, so it’s probably time to start putting away some savings for its eventual replacement (though I plan to ride my current car into the freaking ground – and even then still try to drive it). Also, when I broke my ankle, I was unable to go to a lot of things that I’d already bought tickets for, so that money was kind of down the tubes. That made me think perhaps I shouldn’t plan so far in advance. Live more in the moment. Basically go against my entire personality.
Underlying all this thought about fiscal responsibility and not burning myself out was another reason that I tried to cut back this year – fear of missing out or FOMO. One of the problems resulting from planning your summer in March is that when random things come up, you can’t participate. While I was off in NYC or at a concert, I was having a good time but I was also wondering what I was missing at the BBQ that all my friends were at that I was unable to attend. The idea that other people were having more fun than me has always been a concern of mine; one of the reasons that I never took advantage of the opportunity to travel during my college’s January term was because I was afraid that I’d miss out on something cool on campus while I was away. So, as you can see, I’ve been neurotic and crazy for a long time. This summer, I was going to try to leave myself open for the rest of the world that doesn’t plan as far in advance as I do. If a random thing comes up on a Thursday, I wouldn’t have to politely decline because I’d already committed to something that I was much less interested in doing.
This plan makes sense on paper, but so far hasn’t really worked out as I expected. It is quite possible that I am not as popular as I thought I was as the invitations to BBQs and picnics haven’t exactly been rolling in. I’ve been in town more weekends than not the last few months and have subtly advertised this fact, but so far I’ve spent a lot of weekends being bored out of my mind. Maybe people just assume I’m busy or maybe there just aren’t as many events as I thought. All I know is that I’m staring down a three day weekend with nothing to do and it’s giving me untold levels of anxiety. I really should talk to a therapist.
However, the pop culture roundup is here to assuage you of any FOMO you may have about the world of pop culture. I’ve searched high and low to find all the pop culture news that’s fit to print from the last seven days, so that you’ll be able to catch up on anything that you might have missed. So while I decide whether to bite the bullet and make plans for this weekend, you can kick back and relax with the pop culture roundup.
- Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar kicked of the BET Awards with a surprise performance and it was 🔥🔥
- Rouge One may not get an opening crawl. But it will feature Darth Vader.
- Saving me the agonizing decision about whether to watch the second season, HBO un-renews Vinyl.
- The cast of Spider-Man: Homecoming keeps getting better –Bokeem Woodbine has joined.
- Matthew McConaughey wants to bring back Rust Cohle for a third season of True Detective.
- There is a limited edition Game of Thrones Xbox One.
- The Game of Thrones showrunners discuss the season finale and plans for the future. Sounds like they think that there are only 13 hours of story left.
- Did a Game of Thrones fan figure out REDACTED’s real name?
- Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has a Game of Thrones spin-off idea and by the Old Gods and the New, this NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
- Kit Harrington got beat up in a McDonald’s the night before his Game of Thrones audition.
- The Deadpool 2 script is nearly done and will start filming early next year.
- Hulu has renewed Casual for a third season.
- Frances Conroy will star in the TV adaptation of Stephen King’s The Mist.
- The Minecraft movie won’t arrive until 2019.
- Two new characters will appear in The Walking Dead next season; neither can be found in the comics.
- J.K. Rowling has shared some more information about the Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (aka the U.S. version of Hogwarts).
- Matt LeBlanc is reportedly threatening to quit Top Gear if co-host Chris Evans (no, not that one) isn’t fired.
- Jay Z released a documentary to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the release of Reasonable Doubt.
- The Brexit vote may have caused chaos in Europe, but it won’t affect Game of Thrones production.
- The song that played behind the open scene of the Game of Thrones finale is available on spotify:
(Pro tip – you hear someone playing this song, get the hell out of dodge)
- Aaron Sorkin will teach an online screenwriting course.
- Magic Mike is coming to Broadway.
- Harry Styles is officially going solo.
- Kelly Clarkson will release a soul album.
- Cheyenne Jackson confirms that he’ll be back for the next season of American Horror Story.
- Viola Davis has no patience for Jared Leto’s nonsense. Fool almost got himself pepper sprayed.
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney are bringing their Oh, Hello stage show to Broadway.
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will do live episodes during the Democratic and Republican conventions.
- Constance Wu and Megan Mullally have joined Hulu’s Dimension 404.
- Daniel Craig and Halle Berry have joined a drama set during the 1992 L.A. riots.
- This makes me happy – John Boyega and director Joe Cornish are brainstorming some new projects.
- A Siegfried and Roy biopic is in development.
- Season 5 of The Mindy Project will drop in October.
- The second season of Fuller House will introduce Uncle Joey’s wife and kids.
- Amy Poehler will produce the NBC comedy Baby, starring Seann William Scott.
- James Corden and Anna Kendrick tell a love story through cover songs:
- Kevin Hart will produce an action/comedy Run the Jewels; rappers Run the Jewels are not amused.
- Colin Jost and Michael Che will remain behind the Weekend Update desk on SNL.
- The cast of Hamilton will perform a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton.
- The new #Ham4Ham host has been anointed – Rory O’Malley.
- Barkhad Abdi will be in the Blade Runner sequel.
- Daniel Radcliffe hasn’t completely ruled out playing Harry Potter again (but don’t count on it).
- Fargo may follow Louie’s model of irregular seasons.
- Ansel Elgort is the frontrunner to be the Dungeons and Dragons film adaption leading man.
- Amy Schumer announced a new world arena tour.
- Drew Barrymore may host a talk show.
- Steven Tyler confirmed Aerosmith’s farewell tour plans.
- James Earl has also joined the cast of Scream Queens (real talk – I initially thought that said James Earl Jones and couldn’t figure out for the life of me how Ryan Murphy pulled that off).
- Taylor Lautner has also joined the Scream Queens cast, which seems reasonable.
- Michael Jackson was not a fan of Prince.
- Anastasia will be the next Disney movie to make the leap to Broadway.
- Archie Punjabi has joined the cast of Blindspot.
- Lady Gaga pissed off China by meeting with the Dalai Lama.
- The Step Up franchise will continue as a scripted YouTube series.
- David Walton will appear on the 4th season of Masters of Sex.
- Bryan Cranston is hoping for a Malcom in the Middle reunion.
Time for some trailers….
- Star Trek Beyond (now with more Rihanna):
- Keeping Up With The Joneses:
- Jack Reacher: Never Go Back:
- HBO’s Divorce:
- Mr. Robot:
- Inferno:
- American Pastoral:
- Bridget Jones’s Baby:
- Joshy:
- Ouija: Origin of Evil:
- Freedumb:
- Dirty Thirty:
- HBO’s Insecure:
- Lights Out:
- Morgan:
- The Get Down:
- The 9th Life of Louis Drax:
- Difficult People:
- Marc Maron, Scott Aukerman, Paul Scheer, and Lauren Lapkus to headline the Now Hear This podcast festival.
- Will Smith admits Wild Wild West was a mistake.
- Every single Gilmore Girls episode will be available worldwide on Netflix in July.
- Jon Heder, Justin Long, and David Krumholtz will star in an off-brand movie about people who bust ghosts (but are not ghostbusters).
- Michael Sheen will make his directorial debut with Green River Killer.
- Matthew Goode will star in Roadside Picnic for WGN America.
- Kristen Schaal will lend her vocal talents to the Captain Underpants movie.
- The Starship Enterprise from the original Star Trek series will be on display at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum.
- Owen Wilson is in talks to co-star with Julia Roberts in Wonder.
- Leslie Jones – you have an open invitation to watch Game of Thrones with me any time:
- The Bachelor spin-off Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After is coming to Freeform.
- Tyrese Gibson will return for Transformers: The Last Knight.
- Ayesha Curry will be a guest judge on Chopped Junior.
- The upcoming Tetris movie will somehow be a trilogy.
- Billy Joel performed with a Billy Joel cover band.
- Total Bellas will debut in October.
- China’s biggest online marketplace is letting people gamble on Taylor Swift’s love life.
- Aziz Ansari wrote an op-ed about the New York Times about how Trump makes him worry about his family.
- The Strokes dropped a new music video:
- Channing Tatum spoke out about rape culture and the Stanford rape case.
- Sounds like a new Backstreet Boys album will drop in August.
- Joey Fatone is opening a hot dog cart with the best name.
- Tara Reid’s April will return for Sharknado 4.
- Leah Remini is working on a show about how Scientology tears families apart.
- NBC is going to try and stop cancelling so many shows to restore their brand.
- Broadway’s first a capella musical will debut this fall.
- Sounds like a new Backstreet Boys album will be out in August.
- George Hamilton is the new Colonel Sanders.
- George Lucas’ museum will no longer be located in Chicago.
- If you consume enough peyote in Grand Theft Auto V, you can fight Teen Wolf as Bigfoot.
- Pillsbury is releasing a line of Girl Scout cookie baking mixes.
- Justin Trudeau will appear on the cover of a Marvel Comics.
- Suge Knight is suing Chris Brown over a 2014 nightclub shooting.
- Led Zeppelin won the plagiarism case over “Stairway to Heaven.”
- Kelly McGillis was attacked in her home.
- 50 Cent was arrested in St. Kitts for cussing.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus shared her wedding photo in honor of her 29th anniversary and this woman doesn’t age:
- A second hearing has been scheduled for Prince’s estate.
- Katherine Heigl is pregnant. This will the third child for her and husband Josh Kelly.
- Author and screenwriter Michael Herr has died. He was 76.
- Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley has died.
- Photographer Bill Cunningham passed away at 87.
- Pat Summit, the legendary former Tennessee women’s basketball coach, has passed away. Rest in peace, Coach.
- Cormac McCarthy – still alive!
As always, we end with the supercuts and mashups….
- This fan edit tells the origin story of Freddy Krueger:
- Game of Bones:
- Tommen Tenenbaum:
- It’s Always Sunny in Europe:
- 44 years of Brain De Palma movies in six minutes:
- You wouldn’t think that livestock auctioneers and hip hop beats would work together. You’d be wrong.
- This J-Pop Cover of the Ghostbusters theme is way better than the Fall Out Boy version:
- Game of Thrones meets Black Sabbath:
- President Obama sings a little Drake:
- A doo wop version of “MMMbop”:
- And finally, How To Train Your Drogon: