Well friends, I had a hell of a week last week. Not only was work bonkers, but I also had a death in the family which obviously kind of upended my week. This week isn’t shaping up to be a lot better, frankly, but it’s time to get back on the blogging horse before y’all forget about me completely.
So while I try to get life in general sorted out, get yourself caught up on this slightly supersized edition of the pop culture roundup. There’s a little bit of something for everyone.
Television
- I was getting a little nervous, but AMC finally renewed Better Call Saul.
- NBC has cancelled The Carmichael Show.
- Syfy gives a pilot order to George R.R. Martin’s Nightflyers.
- The final six Game of Thrones episodes may all be extra-long.
- Vulture ranks Game of Throne characters from least to most evil.
- Sense8 will return with a two-hour special next year.
- Someone figured out how much coffee each character on Friends drank.
- Mahershala Ali could star in a third season of True Detective.
- Grace Park and Daniel Dae Kim won’t return to Hawaii Five-0.
- Rosario Dawson exits New Mutants; Alice Braga will take over the role.
- Netflix has cancelled Girlboss.
- ABC cancelled Downward Dog.
- Netflix renews Dear White People.
- Alexis Bledel will be a series regular in the second season of The Handmaid’s Tale.
- Season 3 of Rick and Morty will premiere next month.
- You’re The Worst will return in September with an hour-long premiere.
- The second season of NetGeo’s Genius will focus on Picasso.
- Warner Brothers is developing a live-action Jetsons sitcom.
- Melanie Lynskey and Sissy Spacek join Hulu’s adaptation of Castle Rock.
- Angela Lansbury may co-star in the BBC’s Little Women miniseries.
- Heather Graham joins the cast of Law and Order True Crime: The Menendez Brothers.
- The whole cast will reunite for a Rocko’s Modern Life movie.
- TJ Miller explains why he left Silicon Valley.
- Seeso is selling off its original series.
- F is for Family renewed for a third season.
- Netflix is doing a reality series with magician Justin Willman.
- Rachel Bilson is heading to Nashville.
- Penn Badgley will return to TV in Greg Berlanti’s stalker drama for Lifetime.
- The third season of Fuller House will debut on the 30th anniversary of Full House’s first episode.
- Colton Haynes joins the cast of American Horror Story season 7. Meanwhile Lady Gaga will not appear.
- There are a lot of jokes in the credits sequence for Silicon Valley.
- Ice Cube will unveil his three-on-three basketball league on Fox Sports.
- Ne-Yo, Naya Rivera, and Faizon Love to star in a YouTube Red drama series.
- Bachelor in Paradise has implemented a new drug policy.
- Maria Menounos is stepping down from E! News after surgery for a brain tumor.
- Olivia de Havilland is suing FX over Feud.
Movies
- Ron Howard is officially taking over as director on Han Solo.
- Wonder Woman is now the highest-grossing DCEU movie so far.
- There are six Marvel movies scheduled between 2019 and 2021.
- Brad Pitt and Tommy Lee Jones are close to signing on to star in Ad Astra.
- Neve Campbell has been added to the cast of Dwayne Johnson’s action thriller Skyscraper.
- Ben Affleck has agreed to be in a sequel to The Accountant.
- Top Gun 2 gets a July 2019 release date.
- Michelle Rodriguez threatens to quit the Fast & Furious franchise over its treatment of women. Vin Diesel has also weighed in.
- The It remake will be rated R.
- The Conjuring series will get another installment.
- The Film Academy invited 774 new members.
- Tituss Burgess will play a psychic in I Hate Kids.
- Taraji P. Henson will reunite with Tyler Perry for She’s Living My Life.
- Kenya Barris is writing a biopic about Russell Simmons.
- Macaulay Culkin will star in Seth Green’s newest film. WWE’s Randy Orton will also star.
- Carnage will be the villain in the Venom movie.
- Gwendoline Christie the latest actor to join Robert Zemeckis’ new drama.
- Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner are in talks to write a remake of Toni Erdmann.
- A Toy Story writer debunks a fan theory about Andy’s dad.
- Michael Beach lands a role in Aquaman.
- Evan Peters will return as Quicksilver in another X-Men movie.
- HBO Films is developing an adaptation based on The Real Pepsi Challenge.
- Tyler Perry will play Oscar Micheaux for HBO.
- Jennifer Lopez will return to rom-coms with the film Second Act.
- Melissa McCarthy’s The Happytime Murders will hit theaters August 2018.
- Tom Holland confirms a fan-theory about Iron Man 2.
- Will Ferrell doesn’t rule out a sequel to Step Brothers.
- Saw 8 is happening and will be titled Jigsaw.
- Joel Edgerton will direct Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman in Boy Erased.
Trailers
- New season of Game of Thrones:
- Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle:
- Pitch Perfect 3:
- The Incredible Jessica James:
- Marvel’s Inhumans:
- Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later:
- Insecure:
- Fun Mom Dinner:
- My Little Pony: The Movie:
- The Greatest Showman:
- I Do…..Until I Don’t:
- Good Time:
- A Bad Mom’s Christmas:
- Stronger:
- Marshall:
- Logan Lucky:
- Borg vs McEnroe:
- Person to Person:
- I’m Sorry:
- Breathe:
- Polaroid:
- She’s Gotta Have It:
- Battle of the Sexes:
- Ballers, season 3:
- Death Note:
- The Foreigner:
- To The Bone:
- Room 104:
- Cult of Chucky:
Music
- Adele had to cancel her final two tour dates (ever?) due to damaged vocal cords.
- Fyre Festival co-founder arrested on charges of fraud.
- Ruff Ryders are doing a 20th anniversary tour.
- Haim is hitting the road.
- Public Enemy will make their new album a free download.
- Future announced a world tour.
- Kanye West has reportedly split from Tidal.
- St. Vincent dropped a new ballad.
- Drew Barrymore makes a cameo in the music video for SZA’s song “Drew Barrymore.”
- Guided By Voices announce their second album this year.
Books
- Jimmy Fallon is writing another children’s book.
Theater
- Jerry Springer – The Opera will open off-Broadway.
- Indecent will stay open on Broadway a little bit longer.
- For all your Hamilton sing-a-longs, there is now an instrumental album of the show.
- The revival of Cats will close on Broadway December 30th.
- Ryan Murphy may bring The Boys in the Band to Broadway.
Stand-up
- The Upright Citizens Brigade will reunite for a night of improv at Carnegie Hall.
- Uproxx list their best stand-up comedy specials of 2017 so far.
Odds and Ends
- George Clooney sold his tequila company for up to $1 billion. I need to start making some smarter investments.
- Hannibal Buress hired a look-alike to walk the Spider-Man red carpet for him.
- Nicki Minaj received the key to the city in Queens.
- James Cromwell sentenced to a week in jail after a protest.
- In a moment of life resembling art, Adam Scott’s pizza making class in Italy resulted in the creation of a calzone (this makes sense if you watched Parks and Recreation).
- Gilmore Girls’ Scott Patterson is launching his own line of coffee.
- Lou Ferrigno aided a fan who had a seizure.
- Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West are rumored to having a third child via surrogate.
- Still no official baby confirmation, but Beyoncé and Jay-Z have trademarked the names Rumi and Sir Carter.
- Jon Hamm and Jenny Slate may be dating and I really don’t know how I feel about it.
- Glee’s Charice Pempengco is now known as Jake Zyrus.
- Johnny Galecki’s home burned down in the California wildfire.
- Erin Andrews and Jaret Stoll were married in Montana.
- Hayley Williams and Chad Gilbert are splitting up after 10 years together.
- Actor Henry Deutschendorf, who played baby Oscar in Ghostbusters II, has died. He was 28.
- Actress and podcaster Stevie Ryan died. She was 33.
- Swedish actor Michael Nyquist has lost his battle with lung cancer. He was 56.
- The Afghan Whigs’ guitarist Dave Rosser passed away.
- Michael Bond, creator of Paddington Bear, has died. He was 91.
Mashups and Supercuts
- Here’s a saxophone cover of Iron Maiden:
- A string quartet plays Foo Fighters:
- “Get Lucky” recreated in a variety of classical styles:
- A supercut of New York City in cinema:
- I would watch the hell out of this fake Warren G. Harding biopic from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
- Movie characters deliver insults (NSFW):
- My Cousin Vinny as a courtroom thriller: