This has been an exceedingly chaotic week for me – a friend unexpectedly died, I had a weird stomach bug and the Super Bowl festivities somehow managed to throw off my entire weekend schedule. I think things are finally getting back on track, which is a good thing as I am not a fan of this much disruption at once. I’m a person who likes to stick to a game plan and that’s been out the window lately.
But even with everything going on, there’s still a pop culture roundup. I couldn’t leave you all hanging. As usual, I’ve searched high and low to bring you all the pop culture that you might have missed in the last seven days. This is a one-stop pop culture shop; hopefully you find something of interest in this menagerie that I’ve collected.
- The Good Wife will end after this season.
- The cast of Friday Night Lights will reunite in Austin for its 10th anniversary, so I now need to figure out how to get myself to Austin. #TexasandTimRigginsForever
- Orange is the New Black has been renewed for 3 more seasons.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Channing Tatum are working on an R-rated musical comedy which is basically the stuff that dreams are made of.
- Amazon has renewed Mozart in the Jungle for a third season.
- Bill Hader, Seth Rogan and Zach Galifianakis will star in a space comedy.
- Bryan Fuller will be the co-creator and showrunner for CBS’ new Star Trek series.
- Archie Panjabi will star in season one of ABC’s The Jury, the latest anthology series.
- The Rock’s 2016 shooting schedule will keep him busy.
- The title of Kanye’s new album has changed again.
- Matt LeBlanc is the new co-host for Top Gear.
- LeBlanc will also star in the appropriately named CBS pilot I’m Not Your Friend.
- Conan does his version of Cam Newton’s press conference:
- NBC has ordered a pilot for the series based on Cruel Intentions. Sarah Michelle Geller may reprise her role.
- CBS has pulled Angel from Hell from Thursday’s lineup.
- Red Lobster had a banner weekend thanks to Beyoncé’s “Formation.
- Beyoncé has set up a fund to assist the children affected by the Flint water crisis.
- Queen Bey’s stylist confirmed a new album. Beyoncé announced a new tour during the Super Bowl.
- Steven Soderbergh and Channing Tatum are teaming up for a heist movie.
- Tatum apparently auditioned for The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. He should be thankful he didn’t get it.
- Miley Cyrus will appear on The Voice as a key adviser.
- Jackie Earle Haley will play Odin Quincannnon in AMC’s Preacher.
- Jim Gaffigan is the new Colonel Sanders.
- This is an interesting combo – Ava DuVernay may direct an adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time.
- There will be two Deadpool post-credits scenes, so plan accordingly.
- Christina Millian will play Magenta and Ben Vereen will be Dr. Everett Scott in Fox’s Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- A Harry Potter fan figured out how much Wizard money would be worth in real life currency.
- Sorry Ghostbusters reboot – putting glasses on Chris Hemsworth doesn’t make him look like a nerd:
- Ghostbusters II predicted that the world would end 2/14/16, so don’t feel bad if you didn’t get your valentine anything yet. You may not need to.
- Dan Stevens and Aubrey Plaza will star in Marvel’s Legion on FX.
- What happens when you eat like the Gilmore Girls for an entire week?
- Paris is confirmed to return for the Gilmore Girls revival. So is Logan.
- The BBC is working on a series based on the utterly charming film Brooklyn.
- Kurt Russell accidentally destroyed a rare guitar in The Hateful Eight.
- Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan novels will be adapted for TV.
- The release of Ready Player One will be delayed to avoid Star Wars.
- Michael Pitt will star opposite Scarlett Johansson in and adaptation of Ghost In the Shell.
- Lost in all the Beyoncé hoopla – Missy Elliot dropped a new song:
- Ghostface Killah finally responded to Martin Shkreli and his nonsense.
- The gang on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia almost accidentally killed Danny DeVito during filming.
- HBO’s Anita Hill biopic gets a premiere date.
- A Russian TV ad may have just spoiled the fate of one of the characters on The Walking Dead.
- Amber Riley will star in a West End revival of Dreamgirls.
- Josh Brolin and Jessica Chastain will play George Jones and Tammy Wynette in a new biopic.
- A Darker Shade of Magic may be adapted as a limited TV series.
- Goldie Hawn may play Amy Schumer’s mom in the comedy Mother/Daughter.
- The Oscars will introduce a credit scroll this year during acceptance speeches.
- The guy who plays The Mountain on Game of Thrones will be the villain in the Kickboxer reboot.
- CBS has given a season order to a MacGyver reboot and a show about Dr. Phil’s early career as a trial consultant.
- CBS confirms a The Flash/Supergirl crossover is happening.
- Elton John joined James Corden for “Carpool Karaoke”:
- Craig Robinson is hosting a new show that sounds an awful lot like “Carpool Karaoke.”
- ABC has ordered a game show based on Jimmy Kimmel Live’s “Who Knows..? segment. Late night TV is spawning a lot of shows.
- Steve Agee has joined the cast of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
- NBC has renewed Jennifer Lopez’s Shade of Blue for a second season.
- Lonely Island and Paul Scheer will executive produce a new sketch show.
- Amanda Seyfried and Ed Helms to star in a comedy about a professional clapper.
- Who knew – Stephen Colbert and David Schwimmer were college buddies.
- The Jinx’s Robert Durst please guilty to gun charges.
- This Toyota commercial is a mini-The Wire reunion:
- Kristen Stewart, James Franco and Helena Bonham Carter are in talks for the film JT LeRoy.
- Jack McBrayer will co-star in a comedy pilot for NBC.
- Sounds like the Saw franchise is coming out of retirement.
- Josh Gad will star in the comedy Heavy Duty.
- Syfy has renewed The Magicians for a second season.
- Frozen will hit Broadway in 2018.
- A brief history of Batman villain Hugo Strange, played by B.D. Wong on Gotham.
- CMT is developing a new TV series based on Broadway’s Million Dollar Quartet.
Time for some trailers:
- Captain America: Civil War:
- Jason Bourne:
- Miles Ahead:
- 10 Cloverfield Lane:
- Demolition:
- X-Men: Apocalypse:
- Zoolander 2:
- Ice Age: Collision Course:
- The Jungle Book:
- Fuller House:
- Me Before You:
- Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates:
- Get A Job:
- Netflix’s The Characters:
- An All-Star Tribute to James Burrows (aka – the fake Friends reunion):
- The Secret Life of Pets:
- High-Rise:
- Green Room:
- Gods of Egypt:
- The Lobster:
- Andrew Garfield will star in a London production of Angels in America.
- Madonna performed “Take a Bow” for the first time in 21 years.
- USA has renewed Colony for a second season.
- A fan theory finds a link between Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin.
- Bon Iver shares an old unreleased song.
- Second City will open the Harold Ramis Film School this Fall.
- Taylor Swift will unveil her own mobile game.
- Netflix has acquired the Adolph Hitler satire Look Who’s Back.
- The Archie series Riverdale has found its Betty and Jughead.
- Stone Temple Pilots are apparently looking for a new lead singer.
- The final film of the Divergent series has lost its director.
- As usual, Time Warner tries to ruin everything.
- Will Ferrell, animal expert:
- There is a secret code that will let you play chess on Facebook Messenger.
- James Franco is adapting the twitter tale of Zola.
- 90s nostalgia is a thing now so Belly is going out on tour.
- An investigation into the saddest sad sack in a Coen Brothers movie.
- Scott Auckerman announces a Comeyd Bang! Bang! tour.
- Bryan Singer is making a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea adaptation.
- There’s now a The Simpsons screenshot search engine.
- Bruce Willis is an unexpectedly good bowler.
- A new species of tarantula has been named after Johnny Cash.
- WGN has cancelled Manhattan after two seasons.
- There will be a mini-Saved by the Bell reunion on Tiffani Thiessen’s cooking show.
- A Saved by the Bell-themed bar and diner is coming to Chicago.
- A Three Little Stooges movie is in development.
- A Ramones museum exhibit is coming to the Queens Museum.
- The notoriously awful TV series Cop Rock is coming to DVD.
- Fresh out of her prison stint, Teresa Giudice will return to Real Housewives of New Jersey.
- A major The Walking Dead character was supposed to die in season 3.
- SyFy has greenlit a futuristic thriller from Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
- A new documentary claims that Diddy was behind Tupac’s murder – which is ridiculous since we all know Tupac is still alive.
- Here’s the worst Family Feud answer of all time.
- Ryan Murphy commits to adding more diversity to the directors of his shows.
- Pierce Brosnan reteams with director Martin Campbell for Across the River and Into the Trees.
- Big Boi is the latest artist to do a Vegas residency.
- Breaking Bad’s RJ Mitte is in a Nothing But Thieves music video:
- Jon Cena will voice the Hulk in Marvel Avengers Academy.
- Bow Wow is getting his own talk show.
- Vin Diesel has announced the release date for the final three Fast & Furious films.
- Someone turned the script of Bee Movie into a t-shirt.
- Bernie Sanders appeared in not one, but two low-budget rom-coms.
- Tori Spelling is now the spokesperson for a psychic hotline.
- Kevin Smith’s daughter thwarted an attempted kidnapping.
- Big Ang from Mob Wives has been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
- Khloe Kardashian and James Harden have reportedly split.
- Marshawn Lynch appears to have announced his NFL retirement – without saying a word.
- At least Marshawn will always have “Clueless Gamer”:
- Lena Dunham’s endometriosis will prevent her from doing press for the new season of Girls.
- If you are going to blow up a bridge in London for a movie, you might want to make sure everyone knows what’s going on. I’m looking at you, Jackie Chan.
- Cindy Crawford is retiring from the modeling game at age 50.
- Selma Hayek was injured while filming and had to wear a hilarious shirt to the hospital.
- Former WWE wrestler Bret “the Hitman” Hart is battling cancer.
- Hugh Jackman was treated for skin cancer a fifth time.
- Rose McGowan has filed for divorce from husband Davey Detail.
- DMX is recovering in the hospital after allegedly being found in a parking lot with no pulse.
- Nothing makes more sense than this – Woody Harrelson has applied to open a marijuana dispensary.
- Joe Alaskey, the voice behind Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, has passed away.
- Screenwriter Daniel Gerson died; he was 49.
- Bob Elliott of the comedy duo Bob and Ray (and father to Chris Elliott and grandfather to SNL’s Abby Elliot) has passed away.
- R.I.P. Maurice White, founder of Earth, Wind & Fire.
- Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale welcomed their son, Rocco.
As always, we end with the supercuts and mashups…..
- A history of sports movies:
- The Wizard of Oz as a Michael Bay movie:
- Villains smiling are kind of disconcerting:
- A supercut of people saying that they should have killed someone when they had the chance:
- A medley of Disney love songs:
- If movies ended when someone said the title:
- Bern Your Enthusiasm:
- And finally, Making a Simpsons Murderer: