Happy first day of May! While this date used to be commemorated with festivals and May baskets, now it just means that I need to pay my rent, which is decidedly less glamorous. I think we should bring all those celebrations back, if for no other reason I could use a day off from work and it is a gorgeous day outside. I’d even be willing to dance around a Maypole if need be.
While I try to convince my boss that we should be observing this ancient spring festival, kick back and enjoy your bi-weekly roundup of pop culture stories that you might have missed. If you see a story that you think should be included in this feature, please feel free to hit me up on the blog’s Facebook page or tweet me (@AsHeathersWorld). And don’t forget to vote to decide what my summer viewing project will be; the polling sample is small at the moment, but The Good Wife is off to a narrow lead. Finally, a very special welcome to all the new people following the blog – your readership is much appreciated!
Now let’s get our pop culture on!
- R.I.P. George Jones. He was a real country music legend.
- New episodes of Arrested Development are almost here! Check out these character posters and some photos from the new episodes to tide you over.
- I may have to make a road trip to Brooklyn to try this Arrested Development inspired ice cream. This place also offers “The Iron Cone.”
- Perhaps I’ll also swing by Vinnie’s Pizzeria for their Game of Thrones menu.
- Seth Rogen and FX are teaming up for an animated program about Bigfoot.
- Magic Mike 2 is probably happening.
- Some Mad Men writers are developing a series about NASA in the 60s.
- Check out this jazzy cover version of Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love” that will be in The Great Gatsby:
- However, the soundtrack also features this horrific cover of Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black.” Beyoncé is fine, but Andre 3000 ruins it:
- Johnny Depp is in talks to star in the big screen adaption of the Broadway musical Into the Woods.
- 21 Jump Street 2 will be released in the summer of 2014.
- We can also look forward to a new Adele album in 2014.
- What not to look for in 2014? The Vacation reboot starring Ed Helms and Christian Applegate. The project has been delayed indefinitely.
- What the what? Wendell Pierce tried to convince David Simon to make a prequel to The Wire starring Samuel L. Jackson. I would have watched this!
- Elton John has made Lady Gaga the Godmother of his second child.
- The Madonna/Elton John feud has been squashed. This has really been going on a decade?
- Some spoilers have leaked about The Office series finale.
- A woman recreated the opening of a bunch of TV shows for her hubby’s birthday:
- More pop culture birthday: a How I Met Your Mother themed party.
- 7 movies that almost had much darker endings.
- I found this discussion of obscure Disney characters fascinating.
- Florence Welch’s home was featured in Vogue.
- Mad Men has gone to the dogs:
- Jon Hamm is lending his voice to the Despicable Me spin-off Minions.
- Crystal the Monkey has already found a new gig since the cancellation of Animal Practice.
- The director of Friday Night Lights (the movie) is switching sports; his next film will be the story of hockey enforcer Derek Boogaard.
- 2,000 movies will be pulled from Netflix streaming today.
- After the success of Veronica Mars, Zach Braff has also turned to Kickstarter to fund his new movie. For some reason, this has people all worked up into a tizzy. I know it’s not cool to say, but I actually really liked Garden State, so I’m eager to see this new film.
- All My Children and One Life to Live have been revived; the soaps started an on-line only run o Monday.
Renewal news:
- The CW has renewed The Vampire Diaries, Heart of Dixie and Beauty and the Beast. They also picked up The Vampire Diaries spinoff, The Originals.
- NBC has renewed Parenthood (yay!), Chicago Fire, Revolution, Grimm and Law & Order: SVU.
- Two and a Half Men will be back, short a half man; Angus T. Jones will not be a regular.
- Comedy Central has renewed The Jeselnik Offensive and Nathan for You.
- MTV has renewed Snooki and JWoww and is reviving Nick Cannon Presents Wild n Out.
- Glee has been renewed for two more seasons.
- NBC has cancelled Ready for Love; Grimm will take its Tuesday night time slot.
- TNT has renewed Dallas for a third season.
- MTV has ordered a pilot for a show based on the Scream movies.
- Speaking of terrible ideas – the director of the 1998 “film” Wild Things is working on a sequel of sorts to the film, inspired by the Amanda Knox trial. I don’t even know that sentence means and I wrote it.
- Another The Wire alumni will be appearing on The Walking Dead; Lawrence Gilliard Jr. (D’Angelo Barksdale) makes his debut in the upcoming 4th season.
- What would Mad Men characters look like today?
- Paul Scheer and Will Arnett decided, for unknown reasons, to recreate the Bill Clinton/Arsenio Hall interview (with some creative license):
- Armie Hammer and Tom Cruise are slated to co-star in Guy Richie’s The Man From U.N.C.L.E film remake.
- Great sports moments from Saved by the Bell.
- Neil Diamond is donating the profits from “Sweet Caroline” the week of the Boston bombings to a charity for the victims.
- A Weird Science remake is happening; I’ll admit I’ve never seen the original.
- Tumblrs of the week: Des Hommes et des chatons (cats that look like male models), Texts From Superheroes and Joffrey Bieber
- Quentin Tarantino’s car – driven by John Travolta in Pulp Fiction – has been recovered 17 years after it was stolen.
- Bryan Cranston will play President Lyndon Johnson on stage.
- The cast of Vikings cleans up pretty nicely.
- Dexter may be coming to an end, but the president of Showtime hasn’t ruled out a spinoff.
- This guy nails his Louis CK impression (NSFW):
- Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are under consideration to star in a new Guys and Dolls movie. I approve this idea.
- The fabulously weird partnership between Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend continues.
- Jimmy Kimmel gave a funny boozy speech at the Time 100 gala. It’s nice to see the Jimmys like each other.
- This is kind of spectacular: Norman Reedus (Daryl from The Walking Dead) photobombed a Game of Thrones fan picture:
- The gang on Friends drank enough caffeine to kill themselves many times over. Is that what happened to David Schwimmer?
- An artist created a composite of 57 of the women that Jerry dated on Seinfeld.
- L.A. Confidential is being shopped as a TV series.
- I often find time travel in movies confusing, so I appreciated this time travel flow chart.
- Peyton Manning singing Johnny Cash is further proof that Peyton is awesome:
- A Johnny Cash museum will open in Nashville this May.
- Walt from Lost is all grown up. I suddenly feel old.
- E!’s The Soup might be getting a spin off.
- This sounds like a match made in heaven to me: Emma Stone may star in Woody Allen’s next film.
- Unreality looks at 10 upsetting movies based on true stories.
- Comedian Max Silvertri wrote about his experience on the Top Chef cruise.
- An American Psycho musical will debut in London.
- Rocky is Broadway bound.
- The Tony nominations were announced. Tom Hanks is closer to getting an EGOT.
- A 3-D Charlie Brown animated movie is coming in 2015. That sound you just heard was part of my soul dying.
- In honor of the Red Headed Stranger’s 80th birthday, watch Willie Nelson’s “audition tape” for The Hobbit:
- Gabourey Sidibe has joined the third season of American Horror Story.
- Marvel has regained the rights to Daredevil.
- A Downton Abbey actress has been selected to play Cinderella in the upcoming live action film.
- I haven’t played in years, but I was interested to hear a new Grand Theft Auto game is coming out in September. I always enjoyed that game, though I mostly just drove around and wrecked stuff.
- The oral history of The Hangover.
- Watch SNL’s Kate McKinnon do her Ellen DeGeneres impression for Ellen on Ellen:
- Director Chris Columbus has written his first novel and he describes it as “a cousin to The Goonies.” I’m intrigued.
- Fans of The Simpsons may want to check out this website that encourages artists to reinterpret Homer Simpson.
- Yahoo has signed an exclusive deal for the Saturday Night Live back catalog.
- A punk fashion exhibit is coming to The Met.
- Jamie Foxx may play the Daddy Warbucks role in the new Annie.
- Supervillian speed dating:
- This is hilarious – E.L. James, author of the Fifty Shades of Grey series – is releasing a writing advice journal. Those books were a lot of things, but well written wasn’t one of them.
- NBC will allegedly be burning off the remaining episodes of the dreadful Do No Harm over the summer.
- ABC will air the remaining episodes of Zero Hour in June, possibly paired with the unaired episodes of the also cancelled 666 Park
- ABC will post the unaired episodes of Don’t Trust the B online on May 17th.
- An artist drew 100 self-portraits in the style of different cartoons.
- How much would it cost to be Iron Man 3 in real life?
- The Travel Channel is giving a show to YouTube food critic Daym Drops. I’ve always enjoyed his appearances on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Funny guy.
- See how many TV characters you can spot in this image.
- Watch a short film directed by Michael Cera:
- I didn’t make it again this year, but the winners of the Tribeca Film Festival have been announced.
- New plot information has been released for Thor: The Dark World.
- J.J. Abrams is in talks to adapt Stephen King’s novel 11/22/63.
- I’ve heard of interns being forced to do some crazy stuff, but this stunt at The Weather Channel blows me away (ha!)
- Showtime has revealed some details about season 3 of Homeland (spoiler alert, obviously).
- Food Republic has an infographic of beer prices at Major League Baseball stadiums. I question its accuracy, however – where the hell are they getting a beer for $6.00 at Yankee Stadium?
- Michael Bublé put on an impromptu show in the NYC subway:
- House of Card’s Corey Stoll is attached to a vampire pilot for FX from Carlton Cuse and Guillermo del Toro, based on the del Toro’s book The Strain.
- Vulture has some summer movie infographics.
- A musical Dowton Abbey spoof? Why thank you! (contains spoilers)
- Dodgeball is getting a sequel.
- LEGO has unveiled their new Lord of the Rings Tower of Orthanc set.
- A new Britney Spears song will appear in Smurfs 2.
- Someone is using Google Street Images to recreate classic movie scenes.
- Uproxx created a power ranking of Ted’s girlfriends on How I Met Your Mother. Zoey should have been much lower – she was the worst.
As always, we end with the mashups and supercuts:
- It’s a quip off between Downton Abbey’s Dowager Countess and Game of Throne’s Lady Olenna
- Here’s a mashup of trailers for summer 2013 movies:
- The Game of Thrones/Friends mashup (contains GoT spoilers):
- MineKart 64 – Minecraft and Mario Kart 64:
- Statler, Waldorf, & Inglourious Basterds
- This Taylor Swift/Demi Lovto mashup (“I Knew You Had a Heartattack”) is pretty catchy:
- Mad Men and The Simpsons both have done episodes involving Planet of the Apes, so it was only a matter of time before someone put them together:
- An Arnold Schwarzenegger supercut:
- And finally, here is Cookie Monster singing Tom Waits (NSFW). I am embarrassed to say how many times I have watched this: