So it appears I went a little overboard this week with the links; I was freaking out that I was behind schedule on this post and just started plugging away in compiling links. Next thing you know, the document was nine pages long. I guess I just kind of lost track of what I was doing. So while you wade through all the pop culture goodness I’ve cultivated for you over the last two weeks, I’m going to consider taking a nap after a job well done.
- Chris Brown is facing possible jail time after an alleged hit and run incident. That’s kind of like getting Al Capone on tax evasion.
- A new MGMT album is coming in September. So is new music from Elton John.
- Cap’n Crunch appears to have falsified his resumé.
- Don Draper’s childhood home is a real place (and for sale), though it was heavily CGIed for Mad Men. Michael Jackson’s Thriller video and scenes from Chinatown were filmed in the same neighborhood.
- Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum will be back for Independence Day 2, which is proceeding without Will Smith.
- Get off the ledge – Robert Downey, Jr. is confirmed for Avengers 2 and Avengers 3.
- Breaking Bad is the latest TV show to get its own beer. Anyone in Albuquerque want to send me some?
- The second Game of Thrones beer is due this Fall.
- I haven’t forgotten about you, wine drinkers – a Downton Abbey line of wines will be released.
- Um….am I the only one that finds it odd that they are using an Eminem song in the trailer for Despicable Me 2?
- Starz has officially announced a new series Outlander, based on the books by Diana Gabaldon. Not sure it is for me, but sounds interesting.
- According to an interview with W magazine, Kanye is still working on a Jetsons movie.
- A Tupac musical is getting closer to Broadway.
- No shocker here – Dan Harmon finally watched the 4th season of Community and he wasn’t a fan.
- A clinical psychologist analyzes some superheroes.
- Flavor Flav’s last chicken and ribs restaurant has closed. Fun fact – Flavor Flav is inexplicably one of my Twitter followers (Word up, Flavor FLAV!).
- This statistic made me sad – there are only357 Drive-Ins left in America. I consider myself lucky that three are close by.
- Stephen Colbert’s mother passed away last week. If you haven’t seen his touching tribute to her, it is a must watch. I bawled through the whole thing.
- Sorry Doctor Who fans – the new Doctor won’t be announced until Fall.
- The national nightmare is over – Twinkies, Ho Hos and the rest of the Hostess cake family will return to shelves July 15. I’m guessing the people who dropped a ton of cash to stock up are feeling kind of foolish right now.
- Someone (brave) got an Arrested Development inspired license plate:
- The Faceblock App from the new episodes of Arrested Development can now be downloaded.
- In honor of the Encyclopedia Brown movie that is in development, Vulture ranked the books by the awesomeness of their titles.
- Shark Week is coming in August – and if this promo is an indication, it’s going to be particularly twisted. RIP Snuffy.
- CNN breaks down the accuracy of the recent Lifetime movie on Jodi Arias (which yes, I watched). Good job CNN – no worldwide crises you should be covering.
- Macklemore & Ryan Lewis announced an arena tour this fall.
- Nick Swisher and his actress wife Joanna Garcia have released the first picture of their baby daughter and she is just precious:
- Boo – Sandra Bullock is no longer in talks to play Miss Hannigan in the Annie reboot.
- He was overdue for an outburst – Charlie Sheen had his Anger Management co-star Selma Blair fired.
- Finally! One of Taylor Swift’s (alleged) exes has (allegedly) written a song about her. Oh John Mayer – I knew you were the one that was douchey enough to do this and I love you for it.
- Netflix is bringing back Hemlock Grove for a second season.
- Jon Stewart was on the Egyptian version of The Daily Show. It switches over to English about 2.5 minutes into the interview
- I’m not making this up – the FBI is using a Portlandia sketch in its training program.
- Aaron Carter claims he was attacked by four New Kids on the Block fans – that were men. The Boy Band war wages on.
- Neil Patrick Harris will return to Broadway to star in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
I’m still reeling from the death of James Gandolfini and am touched with the various ways he has been honored:
- Broadway marquees will dim their lights tonight in his memory.
- Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band played the Born to Run album in its entirety in a concert as a tribute to their fellow New Jersey icon.
- The New York Yankees took a moment to observe his passing:
- Holsten’s Ice Cream, the locale for the final scene of The Sopranos, saved a table in his honor:
- Sesame Street posted a clip of his 2002 appearance:
- His funeral will be Thursday in New York City. I still can’t believe he’s gone 😦
- Gary David Goldberg, creator of Family Ties and Spin City, passed away. Michael J. Fox remembers him.
- I’m regretting that I didn’t go to the Wilco’s Solid Sound Festival – it happened only a hop, skip and a jump away in North Adams, MA. I’m especially bummed I missed Wilco’s all cover set, but now I can listen to it online in its entirety.
- I am relieved to hear that a supporting character on Parenthood is now officially returning for the next season.
- A Knight Rider movie is being penned. I’m not sure why they think this will do better than the recent TV reboot, but best of luck to them.
- This Into the Woods film adaptation keeps getting better and better – Anna Kendrick is in talks to play Cinderella.
- The guy who inspired the Soup Nazi character on Seinfeld is rolling out some food trucks (Thanks to Kristin for the tip!)
- Happy 50th birthday to Georgios Kyriacos Panagiòtou (George Michael to the uninitiated). In honor of half a century, here’s one of my favorite songs:
- A new poster has been released for the final season of Breaking Bad (did anyone else internally yell out Fame? Just me? Moving on….)
- Game of Thrones continues its world domination. There are close to 150 babies in the U.S. named Khaleesi.
- Men’s Wearhouse has fired their founder (and star of their commercials). I’m guessing they didn’t like the way he looks.
- Liam Neeson will get $20 million to appear in Taken 3.
- The Village Voice has an interview with my favorite member of The Roots, Questlove.
- A Street Fighter parody – with cats. My Pumpkin would dominate in this.
- I am SO excited to be going to the Funny or Die Oddball Comedy and Curiosity Festival.
- Among the new Houseguest on this season of Big Brother – Rachel’s sister (if you watched the show, you know what this means).
- Late Night with Jimmy Fallon was really exceptional last week – great guests and fun bits – but this Super Mario Brother’s rap is really fantastic:
- This is not a promising development – the Sin City sequel has been delayed a year.
- Jim Carrey has refused to publically promote his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2, as post Sandy Hook he thinks it is too violent.
- Jay-Z’s newest album will feature some Nirvana lyrics.
- Speaking of…this photo makes me deliriously happy:
- The first episode of the Stephen King miniseries Under the Dome did very well for CBS. The rich get richer.
- Fat Joe is headed to the slammer.
- Paul Giamatti has joined the cast of Downton Abbey.
- Kenny Chesney fans and the city of Pittsburgh are not a good combination.
- An infographic of Leonardo DiCaprio movies.
- Ha! EW has a fun quiz – who said it, Kanye or Lucille Bluth?
- A biophysicist fact checks World War Z. Read my review here.
- This ASL interpreter at a Wu Tang Clan show is phenomenal.
- If anyone is looking to get an early jump on my birthday present, I’d love a print of this Muppet periodic table.
- A cool Lego exhibit has opened in Times Square.
- The first trailer for the upcoming Lego movie has been released:
- Liv Tyler has joined the cast of Damon Lindelof’s HBO pilot.
- Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch – Kid Rock is talkin some smack about The Biebs.
- Barnes & Noble will stop making the color version of the Nook.
- Neil Diamond will release a charity song next week to benefit the Boston One Fund and The Wounded Warriors Project.
- The Rock’s diet to prepare for his upcoming role in Hercules sounds intense.
- 2014 is shaping up to be a big year for Arnold Schwarzenegger – not only will he appear in the next Terminator movie, but he’ll also star in the zombie flick Maggie.
- People magazine is offering a free 8 song country music sampler.
- Chris Rock has cast Kevin Hart, J.B. Smoove and Sherri Shepherd in his new TV show.
- This screencap pretty much sums up the 90s:
- Who knew that Channing Tatum was such a fan of sweaters? He’s a regular Bill Cosby.
- A-Rod had joined Twitter. Heaven help us all.
- Jeff Garlin takes his parking spaces very seriously.
- Parks and Recreation will kick off its sixth season with an hour long episode that takes place outside Pawnee.
- T-Bone Burnett will not return to Nashville for season 2.
- Disney has (thankfully) decided to change the name of the upcoming Muppets sequel from The Muppets…..Again! to Muppets Most Wanted.
- Universal has picked up the orphaned Dumb and Dumber sequel.
- They aren’t officially recording together yet, but here’s video footage that rapper Wale and Seinfeld do in fact know each other
- Some plot details for the forthcoming Doctor Strange movie have been revealed.
- Tumblr of the week: Kanye Wes, Game of Portlandia and Mad Men Screenshots with Things Drawn on Them
- Ridley Scott. Cormac McCarthy. Brad Pitt. Michael Fassbender. Penelope Cruz. Javier Bardem. Cameron Diaz. All associated with one movie – The Counselor
- The Jim Henson Company is looking for writers for a The Dark Crystal prequel.
- The actor in this character might look familiar – he was the awful Oliver on The O.C.
- Jodi Sweeten – best known as Stephanie Tanner on Full House – is ending her third marriage. How rude!
- OK – I PROMISE this is the last Kanye-related thing this week. He made a terrible short film to promote his new album Yeezus that features fellow Kardashian baby daddy Scott Disick and Kim BFF Jonathan Cheban. They are not great actors, but this is kind of hilarious since Disick has always given off an American Psycho vibe. Glad to see he owns his sociopathic-ness.
- Mike Tyson’s one man show is coming to HBO.
- This isn’t really pop culture related, but it’s far too crazy not to share (and it happened a few towns over from me).
As always, we end with the mashups and supercuts
- Here’s montage of famous movie actresses, edited to make their heads explode
- Wonder what it would be like if John Lennon auditioned for The Voice? Wonder no longer
- I’m still not tired of Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky;” listen to it performed by President Obama:
- A Star Wars/Game of Thrones art project mashup.
- Every movie reference made on The Office.
- A supercut of all of Troy McClure’s credits on The Simpsons
- A supercut of John Goodman freaking out.
- Jon Snow gets an 80’s style training montage, as it should be:
- This supercut seems to indicate that David Letterman is kind of obsessed with drums:
- A supercut of zombie headshots
- And finally – Hannibal’s open credits get an Arrested Development make-over:
Have a great week!